ditherspoon

a cross between dithering and being a spoon =

see nervy spaz

person 1: "OMGZ LEMONS BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA *twitch*

person 2: "O_o wow what a ditherspoon"

by omgzlolzwtfzkriss October 1, 2006

dithering prat

Someone who has an asshole as a fucking brain. they can be found wearing underwear on their heads and playing air guitar at rock concerts. so basically someone who acts shitfaced all the time.

God fucking damnit!!!You dithering prat!

by nourmarie August 5, 2007

ditty tick

other word for boob fucking

tay: man that girl got some big boobs
tim: yea ill ditty tick her ass

by tay raw August 23, 2009

Ditty Baby

Referring to "Dirty Baby" without pronouncing the R. The R can be added as an option. Ditty baby is the smell your unwashed butthole leaves when you have what is commonly referred to as "swamp ass" or "swass". The smell is sometimes left on pants, and if severe enough can be smelled by others several feet away. other common places to find this smell is on a couch or chair cushion after someone who is suffering from Ditty baby stands up. The smell is basically, ass, but has been described as a combination of armpits, feet, and parmesan cheese.

"Oh! change your pants! you smell like Ditty Baby!'

"I have a serious Ditty Baby problem brewing, I hope no one smells it."

by Ditty baby February 11, 2010

Dihydrogen oxide

Water, chemical compound of.

"Ban dihydrogen oxide! It is a dangerous chemical!"

"That joke was funny, maybe 4 years ago."

by Kiko December 16, 2003

dity

DITY Did I tell you

A web spam tool released by Esrun to spam guestbooks and similar. It was this spam tool that really brought the blackhat seo business into full swing.

The script has been discussed and used by groups such as syndk8 and individuals like matt cutts.

I ran DITY to increase my incoming links.

by sergi man September 10, 2007

ditzy

A typically confused and slow individual. Common characteristics include a complete lack of common sense, and to an extent innocence that is brought about by the fact that they have only the vaguest idea of what is happening! Usually an attribute found on females and especially blondes.

Kumar says: I've had some ditzy pussy in my time! I've never laughed so hard! Those girl give me jokes!

by Fireplaya Warren June 28, 2005