Dipshit

Someone who looks up the word “dipshit” in a dictionary. I’m looking at you, dipshit.

“Jonathan just looked up the word “dipshit” on urban dictionary.”
“What a fucking dipshit.”

by Mycatisadogyes May 4, 2021

Team Dipset

What you join when you leave early. Especially from an environment involving drinking and/or taking drugs.

Yeah, Paul got too fucked up and joined Team Dipset about an hour ago.

by klooter24 March 28, 2009

double dipshit

Someone that is twice as dumb as a simple dumb person.

Jim was driving drunk, smoking a joint and texting when he got pulled over? What a double dipshit.

by stooper May 24, 2010

fintech dipshitery

The act of being a completely naive dipshit in the fintech industry, going to great lengths to garner large audiences to witness your public swan dive . Performing and engaging in activities that only an incompetent and overly-confident moron would. Results in jaw dropping mistakes that cause your audience to feel second-hand embarrassment, this feeling can become an addiction, now only following you because they too are FinTech Dipshits, virtue signaling, or they are aroused by watching you wage jihad on your own credibility, ie. calling yourself an influencer or thought leader, virtue signaling, representing surveys as data/research, buzzwords out of context, insulting your own audience, fear mongering, click bait, intentional hypocrisy. and basically destroying everything in their path until ALL are stupider for having breathed their air, we now live in a paradox, Dipshitery becomes widespread & causes collective intelligence to decline, making dipshitery the new normal. Brainwashed, they fall in love with the system & propagate the Dipshitery, accelerating the cycle until the entire herd is compromised. The decline can only be seen (and hopefully someday cured) with the use of highly suspect, and wildly sophisticated mechanisms that are so new & innovative they are yet unproven in scientific circles, these include: truth, facts, data, math, not being a dipshit, or having an original thought.

Did you see the article they wrote, it was filled with FinTech Dipshitery. I have never seen someone who knows less about what they are talking about, everything they said was complete fintech dipshitery.

by FinTech Cowboy July 15, 2021

Horizontal Dipshit

When a person is acting extra without an expected cause.

You horizontal dipshit!

by BBilly December 29, 2021

Flighty Von Dipshit

An inept and unaware individual.

There goes Flighty Von Dipshit, incompetent as ever, and lost in her own world.

by Emogenome August 15, 2019

Desperate Dictionary Dipshit

A person who submits their own name to Urban Dictionary, defining said name with traits which make them seem much more attractive and likable than they are in reality.

whoever wrote Daniel in Urban Dictionary is such a Desperate Dictionary Dipshit.

by TitCruncher August 26, 2019