diddle the pooter

the act of inserting a finger(s) into a male or female butt hole

im telling you dude you need to go over there and diddle the pooter, she will love you forever

by kidnamedkain March 7, 2011

Para diddle

The act of molesting a handicap, or paralized individual. Hence para diddle

He's serving 25 to life for being a filthy para diddle

by bonerman27 October 20, 2014

Bo Diddle

To convince or swindle something from someone

To talk someone into doing something

"I'll just bo diddle 20 bucks from my mom."

"Dude, I totally bo diddled her into giving me a handjob last night!"

by Pujman March 30, 2009

diddle disc

The correct term to use when referring to a female circle jerk.

The feminists had a 'discussion' about oppression the other day, it was a complete diddle disc.

by I got nothing May 7, 2015

diddle

to have sex

i rly wanna diddle that boy tonight

by lolnosir September 1, 2012

Ber-diddle

A game played while driving in a car. If you see a car with a headlight out, you touch the roof with both hands and exclaim "Ber-diddle!" Everyone else then has to touch the ceiling with both hands, (except the driver, who only has to use one hand). The last person to do so has to remove one article of clothing, and the driver is allowed to pull over to take something off. Shoes and socks count as one article of clothing.
If a light is out anywhere one the car, it counts, (e.g. brake lights, tail lights, fog lights, etc.)
Motorcycles have to have a light out in order to count.
If you see a car that has one of it's lights obviously broken, but they aren't on, that still counts.
If one light is way dimmer than the one on the other side, that counts too.
Also, if you're with people that are playing and you're not playing, then you're a bitch.

Is that a car with one headlight? Ber-diddle!

by Joel E. Rogers February 16, 2009

diddle time

its time to diddle, son

shit, almost diddle time again. get your goggles, buckets, and horse costume on.

by BraveDick November 9, 2013