Dictionary

A Place to look for shitty words you don't know the spelling to because you are retarded

Student "I don't know this word I'll look it up in a dictionary"

Teacher "You better you fucking idiot"

by OverwatchAss March 2, 2018

Dictionary

A dictionary is a collection of words usually with a definition or meaning wrote close to them.

I found the word " dictionary " in a dictionary and it says its "A dictionary is a collection of words usually with a definition or meaning wrote close to them."

by Robnew November 5, 2017

Dictionary

A place to store all your unwanted Dicks.

Have you seen the dictionary? It's so full!

by Jupiter82 June 24, 2019

Dictionariable

A word that is able to be defined in a dictionary

"I ain't going over there."
"Is ain't a word?"
"It's dictionariable."

by FOXES! June 19, 2016

Dictionary

Something that is impossible to know if not already known

Mike: Hey, what's a dictionary
Me: Oh just look it up on the dictionary
Mike: What the fuck

by Some fucking dude May 30, 2018

Dictionary

The only place where marriage comes before sex anymore

M comes before s in the alphabet in the dictionary

by #pauline June 4, 2021

Dictionary

A place where success comes before work

1: jimmy spends the whole day reading a dictionary but never uses it for its purpose

by kim jong grammar August 10, 2017