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dickweed

Someone who is a dick , but also not very stong like a weedy person , used as often as possible to make them feel like shit
hey swires you fucken dickweed get over here
by Captain Tom September 27, 2005
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dickweed

a person that is part of a field of dicks.
Okay, think of a corn field, but instead of corn its dick. So when you call someone a dickweed, you are basically saying that they are part of a field of dick; that they are a weed in the dickfield.

(in the words of rocco)
Rocco is a dickweed; he should die. (justkeeding.)
by fetishfuck August 28, 2006
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Dickweed

A pubic hair which originates from the area surrounding one's penis.

Context: derogatory term used to describe one whom you dislike.
Aka: pube
Your a total dickweed
by Co factor S October 6, 2009
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dickweed

someone who is rough in their ways/ attitude, such as your pubic hair
"Yo you see how pissed Autin gets when he can't ollie that plank of wood?"
"Yeah I know, he's not only dickweed, but he's a poser as well."
by christ kaza April 16, 2006
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Dickweed

A weed that grows when the wind blows. Usually grown in the southern states, it has been known to grow well north of New Jersey. Dick weed spreads very easily from area to area, and can grow to huge sizes. It is best not to plant Dick Weed to close to Pussy Willows, otherwise you may get a crop of cumquats.
by Garym791 December 13, 2008
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dickspiders

Hair which either grows generally in groups and is evident along the upper shaft of a penis and can cause discomfort during sexual interactions.
Nicky had to stop fucking John because John's plague of dickspiders were irritating her twat.

Merv aka "The Cactai" was handed his nickname due to the appearance of his erect penis with an excessive amount of dickspiders.

Murray was scared to shower in the changerooms after the footy due to the boys ribbing him about his dickspider epidemic.
by whitto April 9, 2008
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dickweed

an exotic plant used to pleasure yourself with
Erin could really use a dickweed right now to get some enjoyment.
by Alyssa 123456789 February 18, 2008
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