dicktan

When the rest of your skin has reached the level of tan you normally have on your penis' shaft skin.

I'm not wearing shorts in public until my legs are at least dicktan.

by buddhiistboy July 7, 2016

duckman drake

A human sized duck that knows how to handle guns

Duckman Drake

by TheReaLPyubo May 25, 2016

Dickmatized

When the dick is so good you become dickmatized

The dick is so good that I became dickmatized one woman said to another

by Beautiful Struggle 79 December 24, 2019

DICKMATIST

A DICKMATIST is a guy who has that good make your body shake without touching you the closer u get to him the more you can feel his kiss on every inch of your skin .. in any room any situation... the DICKMATIST is aware he possess this gift and uses it to his advantage, giving every girl the false hope that she is special because only he can make her cum without actually touching her body making her cum so hard she thinks sex without the DICKMATIST is just not even worth the time

I just spent time with the DICKMATIST I will never feel that good again until I see him next week

by Dizzylizzy29 March 24, 2021

Dickmonke

When a person is acting like a real dick but you wanna be polite about it

Caleb: Hey Tyler, wanna play a game?
Tyler: No cunt.
Caleb: Wow Tyler, You're acting like a real Dickmonke.

by Leb11 May 22, 2021

Dickmatised

When you’re hypnotised by the dick

I’ve been dickmatised

by Fx716 February 1, 2022

poi dickland

it means carrots that look like dicks

colton kept putting his poi dickland in the video camera

by periodwithtrans January 19, 2023