dicktaketion

When a secretary excels far beyond her job description and exhibits continued enthusiasm for sucking and fucking her boss.

I got a new secretary that's a true keeper. She keeps my life organized with her superior computer skills and helps take the edge off of me with her superior dicktaketion.

Joe to coworker: I wish I could put dick-take-tion on this monster job posting!

by 808Rockz June 10, 2014

dickface

(dik•fays) informal reference to an individual whose penis resembles all or part of a human face; can also refer to someone whose penis has a natural blemish with said resemblance.

I didn't understand why they called him dickface until I saw his penis. The bloody thing looked like a human face!!

by Member 248791 November 16, 2016

Dicklike

An insult when one thinks somebody else is being like a dick.

You are so Dicklike Mike!!

by Smartyface July 14, 2016

Dickface

Dickface Is A Male Who Is Really Suborn & Stupid And Has Mostly Female Friends

Person:Yo Dickface
Friend:Im Not Dickface You Bitch

by Sypriys June 7, 2016

dickflabagus

When your penis is really sad and has way too much excess skin.

My penis was so sad and had lots of excess so I went to the doctor and he said I had dickflabagus.

by Jamesct696969 May 12, 2017

dickflickel

When you touch your dick first thing in the morning.

I dickflickel every morning.

by JetCrewFan August 9, 2017

Dicklace

A necklace in the shape of a dick

My girl got pissed off i bought a dicklace for her. Kanye west will one day be wearing a dicklace on stage.

by Portuguese jenkins November 19, 2017