Dictater

A potato carved to resemble a penis and used for sexual pleasure.

The foreign exchange student from Russia always bought potatoes to make dictaters until she started dating.

by Myownworstenemy May 15, 2016

armchair dictator

An internet expert who believes anything and everything he/she posts is unquestionable fact, and has no burden to support any of his/her claims.

Bah, you can ask him for evidence all day long, but he's just another armchair dictator.

by Grandmastershek September 23, 2016

Dictator

A person or thing that suffers from ailurophobia.

A creeper is a dictator because they run away from minecraft cats.

by Superfortniter2008 November 4, 2020

Dictator

A tater tot made out of a dick.

Stop spying on Americans, or people may think you're a Dictator.

by Thomacide September 7, 2013

Dog dictator

Socks or shoes, used to dictate your dogs (toes)

"Where did Felix put my dog dictators?"

"In your sock drawer"

by Goblover January 1, 2024

Dictator's wife

A person who has gained privileges in exchange for their natural liberties.

Mary became a dictator's wife for the lavish lifestyle, but now she can't speak freely or be executed.

by invictusuncensored December 26, 2022

Armchair Dictator

A lazy filmmaker who puts no effort in directing a movie. A armchair dictator is typically only in it for the paycheck.

George Lucas took an armchair dictator approach to making the prequels.

by dyslexicperson2 March 30, 2020