destructor

kinkii cunt :X

Me - Hey dan wussup
Dan - **************** sorry censored ;P

by Lindzi February 14, 2004

Frost Detectors

Alternative name for a woman's breasts.

It's a bit cold today. I've just seen the nips on Jane's frost detectors.

by thecraftybutterfly March 9, 2009

Smoke Detector

Someone who always shows up right after you spark the endo.

Snoop Dogg in Half Baked is a good example of a smoke detector.

"Shit nigga, I can smell that chronic, lets get a puff"

"yo fuck you mufuckin smoke detector motherfucker"

by Nategeezy November 18, 2007

sarcasm detector

See sarcasmometer.

Ones ability to detect sarcastic undertones in a conversation.

The principle of a detector can also be applied to gender and sexuality.

Person 1: Do you like this Cowboy Hat? I think it looks good on me.
Person 2: Yeah, you look -real- cool.
Person 1: Thanks!
Person 2: ...I think your sarcasm detector is broken.

by Espiria August 30, 2008

Wank Detector

Device used to sound an alarm if anything increases in size by over 2 Inches, more elaborite systems have a Laser used to disintergate the object.

Pretty Obvious? if not, then go ask your dad.

by Kestrel April 16, 2005

destructor

the madest cunt in the world and the hardest

hard cunt DAN

by Pornstar April 30, 2003

derectory

A booklet listing da most virile studs in da area who are both "willing" and able to "get it up" easily and reliably.

You don't need a derectory to find an eager sex-god to share your pillow... just dress in a skimpy outfit and wiggle yer ass/boobs at prospective dudes whom you meet around town, and see if said hunks get a visible hard-on.

by QuacksO February 15, 2020