Small delectable victories

When you do something that is relatively useless but seems like a victory at the time, and you relish in its glory until you realise its lack of worth. In most instances, they are followed by the phrase "wait a minute... that didn't accomplish anything."

Billy and bobby were fighting. Bobby won the logic fight, but this small dilectable victory immediately vanished when bobby handed him a shifty shenk with a plastic missle.

by Donovan May 13, 2005

ground defects

ground effects or a body kit that makes a car or truck look like shit, usually made of cheap fiberglass that doesn't fit too well

My favorite thing about Ricky's Mustang are his sweet ass ground defects!

by P Holiday September 12, 2011

Mental relationship defect

Similar to a mental defect, but applies to intimate relationships, particularly when one party takes subtle steps to sabotage a relationship.

Tom: I thought you two were getting along great until she flipped shit over you ordering fettuccine instead of linguine and then insisted on taking everything to go for leftovers.

Jerry: Yeah, that girl has a mental relationship defect.

by KM and KM March 7, 2019

alabama lie detector

A police baton. Draws a reference to the outdated practice of using a baton to filter the truth from a suspect.

"Deputy Dwane, get my alabama lie detector. Looks like we've got us a live one"

by sfy January 6, 2008

detec

an undercover police car, a crown vic with a normal paint job that a detective drives

oh shit, there goes a detec!

by alex campione November 25, 2007

Internet detective

Someone who spends their time looking all over the internet to prove someones claim false.

Girl: this is me srry i look so emo. i just got a new haircut lol. i no im hot tho. ahaha

Internet detective: That's funny, cause when you search "Emo girl" in google that's the first image that pops up. That's not you, idiot.

INTERNET DETECTIVE STRIKES AGAIN.

by Lamashan October 17, 2009

Detective Conan

Anime in which Edogawa Conan, Kudou Shinichi, solves cases and tries to get closer to the Black Organization that shrunk him back to the body of an elementary student. Conan's identity is a secret except to Haibara Ai, Professor Agasa, His parents, and Hattori Heiji. There are currently ten movies out, and the final, eleventh movie comes out in June. This is, by far, the best Anime in the world. Other names are Meitantei Conan and Case Closed

Detective Conan is awesome

by Arutsuro May 12, 2007