Detective Dumbfuck

1. What you call someone who just stated the obvious
2. Someone who is one of the dumbest people you know.

Hey, Detective Dumbfuck, come here.

by Professor Pseudonym March 31, 2011

Derechairo

Term created as an answer to the pejorative and classicist term chairo. Derechairo is a far right member who usually play a trolling roll on political Internet discussions. They are aggressive and violent. They usually attack first and when people react to the aggression, they play the victim. They usually believe that fascism/neoliberalism is the answer to current problems of Latino America and support oppressive ideologies as soon as they do not affect their particular interest.

My cousin the derechairo thinks that Felipe Calderon was the best president of all times in Mexico.

by ElChairoVengador April 13, 2021

Sketch Detector

Noun: A device only attained by a select few of the elite. It's design is of alien technology and origin, but it's uses are vast on planet Earth. Main Uses Include: Detecting whether or not an individual is sketchy.

Note: When exposed to severe cases of Sketchyness the detector has been known to break from too much stress.

The rich man used his Sketch Detector to find out the girl he brought home was a triflin' ho.

by Hendro December 22, 2008

Monday detective

When you have to piece together what's happened over the weekend because you were too drunk to remember.

Me: How drunk was I last night?
Friend: So drunk you held up my cat and screamed "SIMBAAAAA"
Me: Man I am sick of playing Monday detective.

by specialkk47 December 5, 2011

law of detachment

In mathematical logic, the Law of Detachment says that if the following two statements are true:

(1) If p, then q.

(2) p
Then we can derive a third true statement:

(3) q.

Damn dude! I'm doing lesson 2.3 on the law of detachment in my geometry book!

by greendevil32 September 8, 2016

the hungry detective

An old vice cop that used to chase bad guys and now chases down food joints.

The Hungry Detective enjoyed a fabulous meal at Halls in Charleston, SC.

by B Crouch April 13, 2021

Particular testicular detection

Particular Testicular Detection (PTD) refers to a cutting-edge biometric technology utilized by Tesla vehicles for authentication purposes. This unique method involves the use of advanced scanning systems incorporated within Tesla's vehicles, specifically designed to scan and analyze an individual's testicles as a means of identity verification.

I couldn't believe it when my friend told me that the latest Tesla models feature Particular Testicular Detection for authentication. Can you imagine having your testicles scanned to start a car? That's some next-level biometric technology!

by TessTickles_69 May 17, 2023