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Miley Destiny Hopelessness

A disease that cannot be avoided if you like Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana and you are over the age of 9. (Yeah, this applies to ANYONE in the double-digits age range. Anyone! Tweens be warned!)
Symptoms of Miley Destiny Hopelessness are falling to the bottom of the social ladder, bad tastes in music, bad acting tastes, bad fashion taste (unless you have a wardrobe stylist), being outcasted, ridiculed behind your back, ridiculed in front of your face, posting dirty pictures of yourself on the internet, not being able to count, ears bleeding, speaking way too loud, snobbiness, slutiness, and a hopeless fascination with The Jonas Brothers- more specifically, Nick Jonas.
The only way to cure this disease is to realize what a nasty, no-talent whore Miley Cyrus really is, and to burn anything that you own that has anything to do with being a fan of her.
Girl 1: I'm Joanne's friend, so I'm going to have to get her out of being a... Miley Cyrus fan *shudder* She's become such a slut, now. And she listens to her music all the time. Being a fan of her is only okay for kids 6 years younger than her, but for our age, she's never going to make it through life.
Girl 2: *gasp* Sounds like Joanne's got a case of Miley Destiny Hopelessness. It sounds really bad, too. With your support, though, she just might make it through!
Girl 1: Yeah, but if she doesn't, I'll be forced to not be her friend anymore. =(
Girl 2: Don't worry, we won't give up until she's healthy again!
Girl 1: Yeah, let's go burn some Hannah Montana music store standees!
by xTruthxBringerx April 3, 2009
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Destiny

A smart, funny,lovable girl sometimes she can be a little annoying. Destiny(s) love to get attitudes with everyone . And also destiny(s) love to play with boys heart.
Dayyummm destiny is fine.
by Derry❤ January 16, 2017
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Destiny

Destiny is a girl who goes through alot of pain but keeps it inside so that she can help others instead her smile is great even tho she might not think it is

She dont care about what others think
Destiny is that bad bitch!
by Badbitch020 June 6, 2019
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Destiny

The sweetest and beautiful girl in all of the world. She is the most reliable girl who ever existed. She is faithful to all commitments, friendship, girlfriend, spouse. She will make the other girls jealous. She will catch your heart. Her voice soothes the most angered people. She is the one who WILL control the emotions of the room. Everyone will love her. Don't be a jerk to Destiny. She is rare. Never let her go.
Darn, I wish my life was like Destiny's...
by The Jakzter April 27, 2013
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Destiny

a beutiful girl who is funny,smiles alot and loves to be around people
whos that gil smileing?
its just destiny!
by BLINKY HEAD! March 15, 2009
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Destiny

An incredibly fit girl who is good in the bedroom and someone who u won't forget
Ahh yess destiny
by Jajaanwjwk July 26, 2017
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spoon of destiny

the greatest and best spoon in existence, was created by an unknown entity at the creation of the universe and destroyed satan in 1679, the location of the spoon is know unknown but is thought to have been blown by the blast of a bomb on mars, while showing aliens awesome ninja pwnage and blown towards tasmania, australia on earth
spoon of destiny:.............................................
guy:OMG its the spoon of destiny!
spoon of destiny:...............................................
guy: guess it can't talk
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