shipping and receiving department

The anus. So called because stuff comes out (poop) and stuff goes in (penis).

You know that chick I hooked up with last night? Well I got to visit her shipping and receiving department last night.

by FraG3z June 4, 2008

department-store hissy fit

A term coined by mothers describing the hysterical (hissy fit) reaction of their little children when mothers say no to buying toys in a department store

Meredith and Little Jamica are in Harrods in London

Little Jamica: Mommy, look at this new stuffed bear!

Meredith: Oh, it's cute! Oh wait, too pricey, honey. So no, don't even think of buying it.
Little Jamica: WHAT?!! NOOOOOOOO!!! WAAAAH!
Meredith: Oh boy, here we go again. One more department-store hissy fit.

by DJAlexanderofFairfield December 8, 2013

used beer department

the bathroom in a tavern

I suspect people will be very sloppy in the used beer department over the weekend.

by The Return of Light Joker September 18, 2011

Achaemenidian legal department

A term used to describe the heavy-handed tendencies of corporate legal departments. Achaemenidian legal department specialize in overwhelming frontal legal attacks, at the expense of finesse or wisdom.

Named for the Achaemenidian empire, better known as the Persian empire of 300 fame.

Common Achaemenidian legal department war cry:
OUR LAWYERS WILL BLOT OUT THE SUN!!!

by Danthemanpr February 21, 2011

customer disservice department

When a business offers and promises "customer service" but actually has an office meant to disservice the customer and keep them from getting the service they were promised and are entitled to. Often staffed by mexicans since they are good at screwing things up and doing nothing right.

So I bought a new tracfone and tried to switch over my old tracfone's numbers and minutes to it. After a week of dealing with the stupid, lying, incompetent pedros in their customer disservice department I just said "Fuck it". They got me for the new phone, the memory for it and the card, but at least I'm not having them steal more of my life wasting time trying to get it to work anymore.

by doktor strangelove August 21, 2011

Department of the Deterior

A b**ls**t US-government branch that is responsible for the eroding of our infrastructure and negatively impacting the lives of its citizens in general.

Ever since "The Donald" came to power, most of the government branches have largely "jumped the fence" and consolidated themselves into one huge Department of the Deterior!

by QuacksO August 10, 2018

Department of The-fence

The seemingly only government department that matters now. Plus the soldiers being forced to leave their incredibly important work to be twisted into situations where our best leaders are leaving over a fence with no meaning.

After the last general and then secretaries in the cabinet have been literally forced out of doing their jobs to focus upon a border fence. The only meaningful job must be at the Department of The-fence!!!

by Major Thomas Randle December 26, 2018