Defention

Defention is the act of defending yourself against someone else defending themselves. Such as someone hitting you in defense and you hit them back in defention.

I defended myself against her defention.

by Strigger January 26, 2012

delationshipping

the process of removing all traces of your former significant other after a break up. this usually includes removing pictures of them from your facebook/mypsace, and informing everyone you know of the breakup.

As soon as Sam and I broke up, I began the delationshipping process by removing him from my top 8 on myspace.

by tlane February 15, 2008

Defication Deluxe

When one bends over naked while in the mirror, starts a helacious poop and smashes both buttcheeks together, intending to sandwich the accomplishment.

Dude last night I made the greatest Defication Deluxe!

by tres ratards February 12, 2010

daylationship

A relationship that only last one day

“Remember when you and Anna first dated?”
“Oh you mean our daylationship!”

by JTRHack July 28, 2018

defecation baton

rigid stick or prod for 'conducting' a "movement" (bowel , or "Lincoln Log") into and through a toilet! ie: a process of
minimization! (note: same as "defecation wand" , from the same "artiste" )

the whole world came out of my buttle (butt hole) i'm getting my defecation baton!

judy "cut" a Lincoln Log and had to chop it up with her defecation baton !

by michael foolsley January 2, 2022

Baby Deletion

To abort a baby at a clinic - "NP"

The removal of an accidental baby from the womb of a woman, similar to the deletion of a mistake in a Word document. -"DM"

Usage: I accidentally knocked up Kate and I took her downtown for a baby deletion.

the judge said if I get any more baby deletions i have to get my Hard Drive removed!

Womb Formatting - Low Level

by RazorSky June 25, 2010

Oral Defecation

What you politely call "talking shit"

I had to leave the room . . . his oral defecation was making me nauseous.

by sunkeyeno.3 July 31, 2012