Mrs. Palm and her five daughters

Slang for masturbation, frequently used in Australia. (Mrs. Palm = masturbator's palm, 5 daughters = 5 fingers)

"Getting acquainted with Mrs. Palm and her five daughters, I see?"

by anon August 18, 2003

Dough Goat

Someone that is so dumb that they are a waste of humanity

Jonny: Whats 2+2
Shane: You're a fucking dough goat

by JFlanders123 March 19, 2013

daug

your friends, usually guys

whuz up daug?

by Anonymous October 3, 2003

cunting daughter

a daughter who sluts her cunt around..

You know what she did, your cunting daughter?
or
the girl, cunting daughter gets dirty sanchez' every lunch break..

by kazoo and kasoo October 25, 2004

dough beater

When you beat a fat chick with your penis, then you jizz all over her tits.

"Hey how did your date go with that fat chick?"- Joe
"Awww, man, I totally did a dough beater! I was so fucking drunk! Next time you're MY wingman!-You

by She-Ra Princess of Power December 15, 2010

Dough roller

The act of a woman rubbing a doughy cock between the palms of her hands much like the act of a baker rolling dough.

Much like the act of starting a fire.

I had a sloppy dick before that bitch gave me a dough roller.

by Chocolatesaurus October 4, 2011

Kobe Doughnut

The turd tide-line residing on one's (typically but not excluded to) index finger after having been removed from one's or A.N.Other's anus.

- "If you liked it, then you should've put a ring on it."
- "Are you forgetting the Kobe Doughnut?"

- "That's not just a bad paint job you're looking at on the toilet walls..."
- "Whoa - that's like, Kobe Doughnuts drawn with, like, Kobe Doughnuts!"
- "Yeah..."

by dirtyChef November 25, 2013