dasstracted

Being distracted by ass.

Guy 1: Damn, look at dat ass.

Guy 2: Why you always dasstracted?

by sistersarahsue February 24, 2011

dassey

Someone who is completely stupid and says "Yeah.." to everything.

"Did you do 9/11?"
- "Yeah..."

Brendan, you fucking dassey. You were only 10 years old then!

by HardtailDrummer October 7, 2016

Dassey effect

Too big of dick might kill someone.

Rachel die her bf got the dassey effect

by longduckdong.gov June 23, 2016

Dassey'd

To respond to a direct message verbal or otherwise with a blank dead stare off into space. Popularized by Brendan Dassey on the Netflix original series Making a Murderer.

That bitch just Dassey'd me.

by longduckdong.gov June 24, 2016

Dasse

To lose, lack, lay low...
If you’re chilling, you’re dassing, don’t ever dass bro
Word origins from western norway, but can also be used in english as well

In norwegian (origin): Mann, dasse du?!
In english: don’t dass bro wyd?!

by Square-anus March 3, 2019

Dasser

The Combination Of Many Cuss words such as Fuck Bitch Asshole etc.

"Your" Such A Dasser Bruh For real

by Get Noob June 14, 2019

Dassember

A month dedicated to nothing but ass fucking -usually occurs annually in December.

Ted: Whoa dude... did you get a new Lexus?
Rob: No you dumb ass... it’s a Dassember to remember. Been fucking my girl in the bong hole this whole month. Why I have a stupid grin on my face.

by bumble dick November 25, 2020