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Denmark

5. Reasons why... You should go to Denmark
1. Lego! Yeah that’s true Lego is from Denmark they have Lego land, and Lego means “Leg godt/play well”
2. Women! Tall blonde/brown haired girls is overall and under 10% of Danes is over weight
3. Hygge! Hygge is the feeling you get when you are cozy and having a good time with friends and family Danes is experts in this
4. Vikings! Just why not?
5. Language! Some of the word Danes say may sound English, and actually it’s because of the Viking that invaded Britain so word like egg/æg, window/vindue and salad/salat sounds the exact same
by The.dane November 19, 2017
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Denmarkism.

A fan-made religion based off the anime Hetalia, similar to Doitsuism, which worships the character Magnus Densen, or Denmark.

Denmark is everything to a true Denmarkist.

He is the reason the sun rises and sets, why the world turns, and the force behind every triumph of the human race.

He is the supreme lord of Scandinavian hottness.
His gravity defying hair is the subject of mass worship.

His axe is unforgiving, and often smites non-believers, the haters of the Denmarkism religion.

Some common catchphrases used by Denmarkists include "I hope you step on a lego," "Danish class," and "When in doubt, Denmark it out."
1)

Person 1: Denmark.

Denmarkist: *Squeals*

Person 1: What's with you?

Person 2: She must be into Denmarkism.

Denmarkist: When in doubt, Denmark it out. *runs off into the sunset on a wearing a cape with a Danish flag and throwing Legos everywhere*
by IxnKxn August 4, 2018
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denmark

A land that is very similar to Sweden, Norway and Iceland. Only diffrence is that Denmark is a gay land. The pride flag symbolises it's current political state. It's a very gay country. Don't go there. You will get your head beheaded or you'll be forced to be a niggergayretardfag.
"Hey were did you go this summer?"
"Oh, I went to Faggetland, or as it's not so common called, Denmark."
by vicktorsuckkuk September 4, 2018
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Damarkis

A very chill person, usually reserved but can also be the life of the party. Has minor anger issues, but one of realist people you will ever meet!
Damarkis is one cool ass person.
by Landonna September 24, 2018
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Denmark

The country of vikings, good beer and socialism that actually works.
It’s often refered to as the happiest country on earth.
Denmark has universal Healthcare paid by taxes and is therefore Bernie Sanders wet dream.
Beer can be expensive though.
Jens: I broke my leg and had to get it fixed.
James: oh, that sounds expensive.
Jens: not at al, I’m from Denmark, l I didn’t pay a single dime.
by Sigvald the Dane January 15, 2019
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Denmark

"Denmark is the best!" "Denmark is fake."
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Denmark

Fictional country in Europe that does not exist.
"Bo, you fucking idiot, Denmark doesn't exist!
by Misty Alien January 24, 2020
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