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the angle of the dangle

the angle of the dangle is inversely proportional to the heat of the meat, provided that the maxis of the axis, and the gravity of the cavity, remain constant.
in algebra, the angle of the dangle (x) is necessary to find y (the heat of the meat) provided tht the maxis of the axis (graphing in y=mx+b) and the gravity of the cavity (solving inequalities) remain constant. if you use this in algebra and you have a dirty mind, i guarantee you will get an a, this helped me pass algebra whe i was in high school!!
by 69fuckyou420 May 29, 2011
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cigarette dangles

The lit end of a cigarette. The ashen end hangs and when smoked by an attactive woman, can be sexy.
Like The Pursuit of Happiness sang, "Cigarette dangles makes me hard".
by chargerjim May 15, 2009
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Strangle the Dangle

Quite literally, masterbation. Also known as choking the chicken, whackin off, firing off knuckle children, etc.
by DaBigs11 July 8, 2009
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Chain Dangle

Chain dangle- the view of a person with a chain while they are having sexual intercourse with you
I want to see your chain dangle over me while we knock boots.
by Turtlesdude February 16, 2020
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Dingle Dangle

Dingle Dangle occurs when one swallows a hair for it later to be digested and pooped out. This is where the Dingle Berries attach themselves to the hair, finally creating the Dingle Dangle (dangling of dingle berries).
Wow Nan, you should have seen my Dingle Dangle last night. The amount of berries on that bad boy...
by MasterOfTurds January 27, 2019
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sterile dangle

A male organ that not only can't get hard, but also can't emit baby-producing ejaculate. Both sterility and erectile dysfunction are involved- a double whammy for sure.
That roided out football player may be huge, but he probably has a sterile dangle.
by TrimHits July 1, 2015
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Chalk Dangle

1. Dribbling of semen after ejaculation into a woman's mouth.
2. Dripping mucus after snorting lines of cocaine.
When basking in the afterglow of a hard earned blowjob, Bob noticed his girlfriend had a bit of a chalk dangle.
by Thedangle November 26, 2013
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