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Hot damp cunt

A moist, temperate vagina not worthy of such lustrous terms.
Commonly used to describe whoring nether-regions or to offend the general populous.
1. *To the Big Bang Theory theme song*

The whole universe is in a hot damp cunt.

2. Say Dave, that's one hot damp cunt you've got there.
by Batty circus seal August 19, 2009
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damp paper towels

a type of japanese food. looks like green spam ( a bit like spinache)
'my god what can i have for dinner?'

'lord almighty! have some damp paper towel! its all the rage man!'

'dude! fuck yeah!'
by batman March 19, 2005
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Rusty Roof, Damp Cellar

A Rusty Roof, Damp Cellar refers to a girl with red hair.

If a house has a rusty roof, it is common for the cellar to be wet or damp. In extreme cases the cellar can be flooded, or if the damp course has been affected, Mildew can be found. Hence, if a girl has a head of red hair, it is assumed that her genitalia will be marginally moist at the least.

To summarise, the following phrases mean that someone has seen a girl / woman (usually that they find attractive)

Rusty roof, damp cellar,

Rusty roof, flooded cellar,

Rusty roof, mildew cellar.

damp - attractive
flooded - stunning
mildew - just a stone cold hottie.
Hey John, you see that girl over there?

yeah? the cute one with the rusty roof, damp cellar?

uh-huh, i reckon mildew cellar for sure, the damp course is totally shagged - thats got my name written all over it!
by bashatonic August 20, 2012
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my face is slightly damp

An expression used as a joke, used when one feels it would be too lame to be sad, so this useful phrase can be used.

Also used in responce to an insult in a sarcastic manner. As if meaning, (sarcasticly) 'i'm so scared.'
You smell.
- ohhh... my face is slightly damp
by RocknRollQueen May 28, 2006
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A-Pair-Of-Damp-Pyjama-Bottoms

1)An item of clothing often associated with a person is commonly either wets the bed or has wet dreams.

2)An insult for someone who is boring or may have spunked themselves in public recently.
Man 1: Haha, did you hear about that guy who has wet dreams every night?
Man 2: Jees! What A-Pair-Of-Damp-Pyjama-Bottoms
by Guy Whitaker June 12, 2009
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damp damp

Damp damp, is the explanation.and definition when you hadn't seen that person that has you whipped in x amount of time; and the thought...or sight of them makes you damp damp in the crotch area...and makes easy access for immediate penetration...and or masturbation...that amazing damp damp pussy!!! :-)
Jar head bf: "Damn bro, went to see my girl...ain't seen her since returning from deployment...;)...fine ass...I'm thinking ima wife the pussy...nigga whipped...dawg!!!! pussy was wetter than a muthafuckah !!!soon as i hit the door she had that damp damp..."

Jar head's bro: "damp damp?"

Jar head bf:"yeah man that damp damp!! Had to throw a towel on that ass.damp damp had that tapout!"
by lovedix.com October 30, 2014
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Damp Pencil

When you fall asleep having sex and your penis stays inside the vagina for the whole night. The next morning when you wake up with morning wood still in the vagina is called damp pencil.
"Dude, I had a crazy damp pencil this morning!"

"Bro, we had so much sex I woke up with damp pencil"
by Snugglebuggle December 20, 2018
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