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Reverse Drunk Dialing

Calling someone when you know they're drunk. This is a very strategic call because its a good way to get information you wouldn't normally get from a sober person (unlike the opposite, drunk dialing, in which you call someone and make a fool of yourself).
I had a hunch she was into me, so since I knew she was partying, I reverse drunk dialed her. Sure enough, I got into her pants that very night! Reverse Drunk Dialing is awesome
by Space Wrangler February 21, 2008
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darling

the most important thing to me in the world. very clueless but shes still awesome no matter what
Me: Hey Darling
Her: Hey sunshine
Me: Ur the best
Her: <3
by O-town beast December 26, 2008
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Danlings

(Dan-ling) Male or female admirer of Dan Hawkins, guitarist from rock band The Darkness.
If you answer yes to any of these, its fair to say you are a Danling. Some of these will apply to Darklings also, but mainly Danlings.

You know your a Danling when...

You own one or more Thin Lizzy shirts

You know exactly which shirt THAT shirt is

You know what 'floof is and who snookums is

When you wear your watch on your right arm instead of your left

When you know things Dan has said off by heart

Worse still, when you start dropping Dan quotes into random conversations

When you start naming things Dan

When you design, make and wear a T Shirt with his name/face on

When you have photos of him in your wallet/purse/keyring

You start to smoke Marlboro Lights (not good)

You also start to drink Jack Daniels and Aftershock (one of each colour) because you know Dan does

Same also applies to Stella Artois beer

You glare at people reading the NME and if you talk to them, you stop talking to them until they don't buy it anymore

When you get a tattoo of Dans name, or something relating to Dan

When you start to take an interest in every band Dan likes, Queen, Lizzy etc

When you get a sudden obsession for belts

When you suddenly want to learn/go to Lowestoft more

When you spend three hours on a Saturday morning watching some poxy kids show because Dan's going to be on it for a few milli seconds, actually that applies to any programme that Dan 'might' be on

You know all Dans moves during certains songs (pointing out to audience during Makin Out, turning his back during Get Your Hands Off My Woman etc)

You start wearing braclets/chains on your wrists and have never done so before

You spend hours trawling ebay trying to buy a guitar pick of his

You start wearing a cross around your neck, for no other reason than that Dan does
by Sidney38 January 23, 2007
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dump dialing

Calling your friends up while taking a shitter on the pot.
Sarah, shit girl, you dump dialing me again? I can smell that from here! Dang!
by Dump Dialers Annonymous November 14, 2006
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Darling Niki

A blog you read "when you care enough to feign interest".

The collection of "regurgitated thoughts brought to you by Darling Niki's erratic psyche, served in digestible nuggets of information".

An accidental Xanga celebrity -- often found at the top ten featured premium blogs list -- thanks to loyal readers, drive-by/random proppers and word-of-mouth.

A nocturnal freak of nature, transplanted from the islands of the pacific to the vibrant, inspiring, gutwrenching, magical and terrible place that is New York City.

Anam cara to Jack. Mommy to Ozzy the pug and to Loki the wolf. Author of many "midnight haikus" and various insomnia-induced poetry. Alpha female and intimidator at the Texas Holdem table.

Not to be confused with another "Darling Niki", purveyor of erotic apparel, toys and shoes.

Named after the famous Prince song "Darling Nikki", except this one's got one less "K".
EXAMPLES:

"I knew a girl named Niki, I guess you could say she was a sex (and rock n' roll and blogging and holdem and coffee) fiend."

"Man, Darling Niki went "all in" after the flop with a sik and made the nuts on the river."

"I need my daily dose of Darling Niki with my cup of coffee."
by Arlingday Ikinay November 24, 2004
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darling antonia

A small gimpy one (person).
1. some one who is incapable of mowing a yard as a result of being a small gimpy one, or in other words a darling antonia.
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Darling's Disease

A condition of the face where your eyebrows are far darker than your hair.
Alistair Darling has a severe case of Darling's Disease.
by ClumsyNinja145 May 15, 2010
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