table dance

In sex work, a table dance is a form of striptease in which a stripper focuses their attention on one client or john. Unlike a lap dance (or, euphemistically, a "VIP dance") there is no physical contact between the sex worker and the client.

My buddies got drunk at the strip joint and started dancing on tables. The hired-thug bouncers explained very rudely to them that is is not what they meant by advertising a "table dance" on offer for an exorbitant fee.

by bitchuck September 23, 2023

Venetian Step Dance

When someone is upside-down twerking against a wall and they shit themselves so the poop drips down and covers their whole body

"Fuckkk bro I was at this party and some bitch did a Venetian Step Dance it was rawwwwwww!!! SHIT EVERYWHERE!"

by DaveFrancosBoner September 19, 2013

Feelin' the flow, doin' the dance...

A optimal state of mind and being - similar use to "in the zone", "cold-chillin" or "it's all good."

1. "Sup dawg?"
"Feelin' the flow, doin' the dance..."

2. Happy Gilmore cheers and uses a golf club to do bull dance
Gary Potter: to his caddy Doing the Bull Dance, feeling the flow. Working, working.

by Jeanyis June 10, 2008

brick dance

a sexy or alluring dance performed to acquire a large supply of drugs, esp. marijuana or heroin, usually (preferably) by a female.

You want this horse, you gotta do a brick dance. See Weeds (TV show).

by ScottTheTard December 3, 2007

dance remix

When somebody takes a song that already sucked and remixes it to make it suck even more

Did you hear Lady Gaga's new dance remix, it really sucks!

by Mr.Juan-derful March 22, 2010

dance of the flaming arseholes

An amusing (for the onlookers) waddle between two arbitrary points while bent over with your pants around your ankles and a lit rolled up piece of newspaper wedged up your arse.

Commonly performed by both the military and football clubs, it's an experience that both onlookers and participants will never forget.

Here's how it goes....

You light a rolled up tube of newspaper and stick it between your buttocks while bent over with your pants around your ankles. Then you have to shuffle from the start line to the finish line without dropping the "Torch".

If you drop the torch you're up shit creek and will suffer a penalty ranging from having to start over to getting doused with beer before having to start over again.

Typically it's like a right of baptism that everyone in a team or group will participate in to both gain acceptance and strengthen ties by the age old addage of shared absurdity....

Or was it adversity....

Fucked if I know, pass me another beer and light my torch, will ya?!?

Saw the new 23rd regiment going the "Dance of the Flaming Arseholes" last night at the local.... Some of them were a bit slow, there's a few boys who won't need to wax this week if you get my meaning!!

by Ben Govett August 10, 2006

dancer fat

when you're not really fat, but you're fat for a classically trained dancer.

person 1: damn, i shouldn't have had that pizza.... i'm so obese. and i have to perform on thursday!
person 2: you're not obese!
person 1: you're right; i'm just dancer fat.

by ballerino July 8, 2010