A direct message, usually private and on a social network such as twitter or Instagram, with the purpose of initiating courtship.
“He slid into mary’s DM even though he is dating Jane”
“She was tired of boys sliding into the dms but never talking to her in person”
“She was tired of boys sliding into the dms but never talking to her in person”
by GenZBoomerTranslator November 24, 2019

by Babyboo22 December 04, 2016

When you start a direct message chain on Facebook, Instagram, or Twitter, with the hopes of acquiring the booty.
Shawn: Bruh, have you seen Aurora's Instagram lately?
Christian: YEAH! I'm about to slide into the DM's on that right now.
Shawn: She won't respond to you.
Christian: Check it.
Shawn: A successful slide.
Christian: YEAH! I'm about to slide into the DM's on that right now.
Shawn: She won't respond to you.
Christian: Check it.
Shawn: A successful slide.
by Dr.Business May 20, 2015

by RustyNailTermz May 19, 2021

Doesn't matter; James Harden
When something bad happens in your life or you're just depressed - just remember, James Harden is just too fucking awesome. The only thing sicker than his game is his beard, and the only thing sicker than his bear is his teeth.
When something bad happens in your life or you're just depressed - just remember, James Harden is just too fucking awesome. The only thing sicker than his game is his beard, and the only thing sicker than his bear is his teeth.
Man 1: I feel like killing myself after my wife cheated on me with the mailman and the entire Best Buy Geek squad
Man 2: dm;jh
Man 2: dm;jh
by hardonforharden November 05, 2012

Man 1: And then my girlfriend dumped me. Three hours later I found out all of my family died in a fire and my dog jumped from our third story window. Then I got hit by a bus and here I am, crippled for life....
Man 2: DM;HS
Man 2: DM;HS
by Pop-Tart Naber February 20, 2011

Literally, "Doesn't Matter; fapped anyway"
said when in doubt about the fappability of a certain subject, to indicate apathy on the apropriatness of fapping to said subject and doing so regardless of the consequences.
First known use on reddit: reddit.com/r/pics/comments/oeipo/of_all_your_options_you_picked_the_blonde/c3gpekc
said when in doubt about the fappability of a certain subject, to indicate apathy on the apropriatness of fapping to said subject and doing so regardless of the consequences.
First known use on reddit: reddit.com/r/pics/comments/oeipo/of_all_your_options_you_picked_the_blonde/c3gpekc
by killerator April 20, 2012
