Psychological disorder that develops sometime after puberty, just as full maturity is about to be reached. This disorder appears when everything and everybody you found cool as a teenager suddenly starts looking really lame, unoriginal, boring, douchy and most of all, shitty. People who suffer from it (a very small percentage of the population, as the vast majority keep on loving all this mediocrity well into their last days...) are not afraid to call people around them on their bullshit, and sometimes do so to the point of alienating themselves; therefore developing a very strong, independent, supreme-asshole personality (although some of them hate themselves for liking such utter crap at some early point of their lives).
- "Baby, let's go watch that new Gerard Butler movie, it looks funny..."
- "What?!?? I'd rather slit my penis' vein with a rusty bottle cap than having to sit through that piece of movie-making rape!!!! Call one of your douchy girlfriends..."
- "I see, your BACA (Being a Cynical Asshole) Disorder is acting up again. Better yet! Who the hell wants to sit in a dark theater next to your grouchy ass??..."
- "What?!?? I'd rather slit my penis' vein with a rusty bottle cap than having to sit through that piece of movie-making rape!!!! Call one of your douchy girlfriends..."
- "I see, your BACA (Being a Cynical Asshole) Disorder is acting up again. Better yet! Who the hell wants to sit in a dark theater next to your grouchy ass??..."
by iransan August 3, 2011
Get the BACA (Being a Cynical Asshole) Disordermug. The cynic always had to look for the positive stuff to convince himself/herself that it wouldn't collapse, but always wondered what if?
by The Original Agahnim January 25, 2022
Get the cynicmug. "All cynical does is 🗿"
by rjgprjh4tkrjhpordj[ortj March 27, 2022
Get the Cynicalmug. Someone that hates anything they think is pessimistic or realistic, anything that isn't viewed with rose-colored glasses.
The real cynic wasn't as broad minded as he/she claimed to be, he/she lived mostly for show, and only smiled on the outside, on the surface, to convince the world and everyone around him/her that the sky wasn't really going to fall like he/she thought it would.
by The Original Agahnim October 14, 2021
Get the cynicmug. Someone who always has to focus on the positive things in life and never worry to keep themselves from going crazy.
The cynic always talked about the light at the end of the tunnel since the tunnel was all he/she could see. Most people are already aware that what can go wrong usually will, what's the point in making something sound bigger and better than what it really is?
by Solid Mantis February 4, 2021
Get the Cynicmug. Stop playin bruh Cynic finna pull a whole right click headtap havoc all about that static and send you the the fucking clinic. Send them to the clinic Cynic doesnt play around, hes gonna suck ya mum.
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by GAyass nigger November 24, 2020
Get the Send Them to the clinic Cynicmug. Cynic: "Everyone sucks!"
Person: "If you really think all people are bad, do you also think you are the one in 8 billion that isn't?"
Person: "If you really think all people are bad, do you also think you are the one in 8 billion that isn't?"
by Education Floor August 26, 2023
Get the Cynicmug.