Cummerbund

When a male cums himself when a girl touches his lower body. Mostly near the inner thigh, leg area.

That girl made me cummerbund myself when her hand skitter across my leg.

I cummerbunded myself when that hot girl grabbed my thigh.

by Michael the big sexy May 11, 2019

Cummies

Undies that you cum in and are forced to wear for the rest of the night. You are probably too drunk to notice.

Jack came while being twerked on and had to wear cummies for the rest of the night.
My buddy didn't realize he had cummies on until the next morning.

by Brownsfan58 July 27, 2016

Cummer Hung Up

The term for multiple orgasms, usually lasting over an extended period of time of sexual intercourse. The sex is so intense, there may be orgasms just thinking about it later!

She had so many orgasms fucking her man last night, it was like her cummer hung up! She woke up a couple of hours after they had sex, looked at him sleeping and she had another orgasm just thinking about it.

by Scoggles November 14, 2013

cumble

To drink excessively, take a dump, pumble someone, or get or hurt someone else.

The dead guy from Charina Road cumbled Master Bates with an egg.

by A. Drone March 14, 2003

Cummer’s Remorse

The overwhelming feelings of guilt, shame, and disgust that immediately plague your mind after ejaculating from sex or sex acts with a questionable or out-right unacceptable quality of partner. Usually accompanied by horrible worry of disease, pregnancy, and public disapproval. Sufferers of cummer’s remorse can be identified by randomly exhibiting characteristics of horrible chills while muttering things directed at themselves like, “oh my gosh”, “wtf!?!?”, and “stupid, sick fuck!”

The cummer’s remorse I felt before I even pulled my dick out of that fat bitch was unbearable!

by Mabel Scartooney December 5, 2018

cumblement

A fight and / or argument

Dad saw mom with another guy and now their in a huge cumblement.

by lokijki January 26, 2008

Cumeleon

A person who can, and likely will, get off anytime anyplace. However, they can do so without getting caught despite it being in public.

Person can be Male or Female, men are more likely to attempt such an act however due to sheer convenience.

Location simply has to involve unknowing bystanders who could potentially catch the Cumeleon in the act. This can be at friend's sleepover party or a subway station.

The user MUST be successful.

Guy 1: Duuuuuuude I am a Cumeleon
Guy 2: What do you mean?
Guy 1: I jerked off on a bus and NO ONE noticed
Guy 2: Bro.... what the fuck? Sick, but gross
Guy 1: Man you're just jealous at my sick stealth jerking skills.

by TranscendentBoredomOverlord February 24, 2020