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Colton Besson

the most amazing person in the world that makes your heart super happy. he would give anything up just to make his boyfriend or girlfriend happy. he makes the cutest jokes and his smile will make your heart melt. he is a total softy.. you didn't hear that from me:). he will make you feel like the most special person in the world. he will love you for you.
boy: "did you see colton besson with his girlfriend/boyfriend?"

girl: "fuck yeah i did, they are the cutest couple and he treats her/him like royalty."
by joshuagonz January 29, 2019
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colton eisner

that guy is so retarded hes probably names colton eisner
by Big meat spinner 69 July 15, 2019
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Colton Jones

Damn you really acting like Colton Jones
by Doggypubs October 31, 2019
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cuntonium

Noun, An element made of pure cunt. This element is found within all who possess the cuntishness, cuntaceousness, cuntbaggery, and omni-cuntasticness found in all true cunts. Highly radioactive and definitely unstable.
"Jesus fucking Christ, she's running on pure Cuntonium power tonight."
by WizardOfDaHood July 25, 2020
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Colton Swartz

Colton Swartz is a nice guy who is doodoo at video games and does not know how to not dress like a highlighter. Colton Swartz also LOVES to tickle pickles and smell like a locker room because he is always playing some type of sport but its usual ballet that he plays
Person:EW! whats that smell? *looks at Colton Swartz*
by FrostyGamerGuy October 28, 2020
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Coulton Lentz

Typically has a small penis.. but a very large heart. He loves b(ass). Great with his hands. Wears size 10 1/2 slippers. Probably owns a row boat. Usually has a mom named Vicki. Most of the time he’s the baddest motherfucker in the room.
by XZXY4 November 23, 2021
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Coltonic Bomb

The opposite of an atomic bomb (Made with vinegar).
Right now i'm cooking up a coltonic bomb.
by anonymous February 14, 2022
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