por el culo te la abrocho

Es una broma que nunca se hara vieja y nunca dejara de ser graciosa.

Persona:mierda tio, me han caío ocho asignaturas
Bromista:joder, ¿cuántas?
Persona:ocho
Bromista¡PUES POR EL CULO TE LA ABROCHO!!JAJAJAJAJAJAJA!!!!!

by Alguien español December 24, 2017

me limpia el culo con ella

A slang that Cubans use meaning literally "Wipe my ass with her." It is an extreme insult.

Personaje 1 : viva mexicanos! cubanos son mierda!
El Cubano : CIERRA TU CANAL!! ME LIMPIA EL CULO CON ELLA!!

by RPGonlinefrk February 17, 2008

Dio con il culo magnetico nella valle dei cazzi di ferro

A complex profanity in italian. It means litterally "God with a magnetic ass in the valley of the iron cocks". Used mostly for fun.

"Now, let's do a challenge for the funniest profanity!"
"Ok, i'll begin: Dio con il culo magnetico nella valle dei cazzi di ferro!"
"Ahahaha that was cool!"

by Albytheway May 07, 2015

Jesús, ¿por qué te comiste ese coño de burro? ¿no puedes tener suficiente culo en tu propio puto?

THE SPANISH VERSION OF THIS

Jesus, why did you eat that donkey pussy? Can't you have enough ass on your own fucking?

Sir, you have your own boobs! Why are you licking the donkey's nipple?
That donkey dick seems to be evasive! What with the donkey that ate you in the ass!
Faggot
Sucking another guy's pussy

BLACK GUY: YALL MUTHAFUCKA IS GAY

SPANISH STUDENT: Jesús, ¿por qué te comiste ese coño de burro? ¿no puedes tener suficiente culo en tu propio puto?

¡ Señor, tiene sus propias tetas! ¿por qué Lames el pezón del burro?
¡ esa pija de burro parece ser evasiva! ¡ Qué con el burro que te comió en el culo!
Maricón
Chupar el coño de otro chico

BLACK GUY: DANG NIGGA LOL

by weedhead11111111111111111 February 28, 2018

taci culo

a fucking emo boy he’s a shit. he don’t care about his ex “semi-gf”. yeah i was his semi-gf and that was so frustrating, he ruined me

“hey look there is a shit!”
“yeah it looks like taci culo!”

by letettonegrandi November 22, 2021

Te lo ficco in culo

commonly used by people and very angry mums who threatens a person to put something in their ass

Se non la smetti di giocare al telefono te lo ficco in culo (facoltativo; e te lo rigiro pure)

by Tifacciosaltareinarianegro May 17, 2021

Culo apretado

Means tight ass in Spanish

When a woman has such a tight ass that it needs dick

Esa vieja tiene un culo apretado delicioso

by Hotstuff789 August 31, 2022