Chuffin 'eck

A slang phrase with a similar meaning to "bloody hell" or the even more offensive "fucking hell", albeit milder and less forceful.

Originates from Yorkshire.

P1: That bun'll cost you four quid.
P2: Chuffin 'eck! I ain't payin' that!

by PoorKingElizabeth September 8, 2016

Coffin Dance

just look at the GIF

look at gif or i play coffin dance 4 you :D

by Gabe's Soul :D July 5, 2020

Coffin Queen

A Drag Queen that looks like they should be dead because of all the meth they've smoked.

Guy 1: I got hammered last night bruh. Did you see that chick I banged last night?!
Guy 2: Hate to break it to ya, but that was a Coffin Queen.
Guy 1:.....
Guy 2: Yeeeeah...
Guy 1: Fuck.

by DEF3 September 4, 2020

Worm Coffin

Slang for vagina or a hole to stick your dick.

Holy shit your worm coffin is so tight.

by Flimpy Montgomery February 17, 2020

muff cuffit

(noun) a person who is annoying you to the point that you wish you could shut them up with a muff. Commonly used to insult people who you don't want to hear speak.

Mike is always talking about toilet seats, what a muff cuffit.

Shut up, muff cuffit!

by Swarticus Prime November 4, 2009

crapping in my coffin

When a situation causes someone to become scared or very uneasy.

I was crapping in my coffin while I was waiting for the paternity test results. If I find out that I'm not the baby's daddy, that baby's momma will be crapping in her coffin.

by C--money December 21, 2005

Beaver Coffin

A condom.

"Well looks like I got another "stiff" one on my hands here. What you say I slap on a beaver coffin so we can get this little fella buried?"

by Douchey Smurf April 27, 2009