cucumber dust

Mondern slang for cocaine

Man, Greg was snorting cucumber dust all night!

Shizzle! My dad found some cucumber dust in my backpack, then used it.

by GregShagShizzle April 25, 2017

chilled cucumber

When a two sexual partners either gay or straight. One partner chills his cock using ice, and the other partner does oral. This act usually takes place when the other partner has a sore throat.

My girlfriend has been feeling a bit under weather with a sore throat so I gave her a chilled cucumber.

by PhillipD33zNutZ May 10, 2018

cucumber sister

When two females acknowledge having been intimate with the same male and remain on good terms, the women are now bonded by having shared the same cucumber at one time or another.

This can lead to perks by making the information known to other females who you can network with.
Female 1: "Yea girl, I got us a hook up at the show tonight, we don't have to pay cover"

Female 2: "Sweet, how'd you score that?"

Female 1: "Me and the door gal are cucumber sisters, remember that blonde guy from last weekend?"

Female 2: " props

by Bakert6734 September 1, 2013

cucumber forest

when a bunch of guys have their dicks out

“It’s a cucumber forest in the boys locker room!”

by dicky.slickly.69 February 28, 2022

Cucumber funeral

Having a poo; i.e. dropping the kids off at the swimming baths. Or breaking up with Meatloaf's daughter.

"I've just been to a cucumber funeral."

by Cucumber funeral October 6, 2011

Electric Cucumber

1. a hide song
2. something to scratch your number on

1. "Hey baby scratch your number on my electric cucumber"
2. see example 1

by arania May 17, 2004

cucumber cock

A penis whose girth is largest in the middle and gets smaller at the tip and base so that it is shaped like a cucumber.

A cucumber cock is generally a large, uncircumcised penis.

Emily had trouble getting half of Tyler's dick in her mouth because he had a cucumber cock.

by Dexaw December 29, 2008