Someone who shows up to work and is completely unproductive, and spends countless hours looking up new definitions on urbandictionary.com.
"Greg" is a clock milker because he comes in everyday and spend hours 6-8 just surfing the web, still pulling the wool over his bosses eyes and taking home his payheck.
by S Wall September 24, 2005
Get the Clock Milker mug.Drinking multiple glasses of water before going to sleep, to help ensure you wake up early due to the need to pee. (Allegedly a technique used by the Apache during the Apache Wars to wake up for pre-dawn raids.)
I got in at 3:00 AM so I set my Apache alarm clock to get up for my 8:00 class. I had to pee so bad I thought I'd put a hole through the toilet...
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by martelldesu March 19, 2015
Get the Clocked mug.A name referring to Sergey Taboritsky, a nazi Russian Monarchist within the mod The New Order: Last Days of Europe for the video game Hearts of Iron 4.
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Get the birthday o'clock mug.Eating a lot of Taco Bell late at night and going to bed right after. After a few hours you rip a fart so hard that it wakes you and those around you.
by GK Spider January 17, 2012
Get the Taco Bell Alarm Clock mug.When one farts/sharts so loud in the morning that it wakes up your wife or significant other next to you.
After having a late night burrito, I got gas so bad that this morning I farted so loud, that I woke up my wife next to me. Thus I created a Brown Note Alarm Clock. Needless to say she was not happy with the accidental Dutch Oven that occurred as well. See also Dutch Oven.
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