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Clock Milker

Someone who shows up to work and is completely unproductive, and spends countless hours looking up new definitions on urbandictionary.com.
"Greg" is a clock milker because he comes in everyday and spend hours 6-8 just surfing the web, still pulling the wool over his bosses eyes and taking home his payheck.
by S Wall September 24, 2005
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Apache alarm clock

Drinking multiple glasses of water before going to sleep, to help ensure you wake up early due to the need to pee. (Allegedly a technique used by the Apache during the Apache Wars to wake up for pre-dawn raids.)
I got in at 3:00 AM so I set my Apache alarm clock to get up for my 8:00 class. I had to pee so bad I thought I'd put a hole through the toilet...
by RevWaldo January 9, 2010
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Clocked

Predominantly used in London.
To 'clock' is: to realise, to catch on, to notice.
1.) Shit! he clocked that i stole his phone.
2.) She clocked that something was wrong.
by martelldesu March 19, 2015
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Funny Clock Man

A name referring to Sergey Taboritsky, a nazi Russian Monarchist within the mod The New Order: Last Days of Europe for the video game Hearts of Iron 4.
Person 1: What's Funny Clock Man's ideology anyways?
Person 2: Burgsys
by Tsar Dudebro II January 5, 2023
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birthday o'clock

The hour that correlates to your date of birth.
My birthday is August 12, so birthday o'clock would be 08:12.
by pheiticeira February 25, 2011
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Taco Bell Alarm Clock

Eating a lot of Taco Bell late at night and going to bed right after. After a few hours you rip a fart so hard that it wakes you and those around you.
You shouldn't have eaten that fourth meal. I woke up thanks to your Taco Bell Alarm Clock.
by GK Spider January 17, 2012
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Brown Note Alarm Clock

When one farts/sharts so loud in the morning that it wakes up your wife or significant other next to you.
After having a late night burrito, I got gas so bad that this morning I farted so loud, that I woke up my wife next to me. Thus I created a Brown Note Alarm Clock. Needless to say she was not happy with the accidental Dutch Oven that occurred as well. See also Dutch Oven.
by tsc84124 June 6, 2013
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