crystal shattering sex

A rare phenomena that happens when two people are having extremely hot sex. Crystal glasses all around the house began to shatter spontaneously. It is usually best to do a safety check and make sure no glass shards will be flying around the room. While this is fun it is also sometimes dangerous and safety should be taken into consideration first.

"My girlfriend and I have crystal shattering sex!"

by Challbaby82 June 6, 2016

Crystaljean

A gorgeous women with an even more beautiful heart that wears it on her sleeve. She deserves to be treated with the best intentions and care. She’ll love you and worship you like no other you give her your soul.

My gf’s crystaljean she’s a keeper.

by MizZzSweet June 19, 2021

core crystal

An item in Xenoblade Chronicles 2 that lets you get new blades. Spend all of yours in hopes of getting a rare blade, only to get all commons.

Rex: Wow! It only took 204 core crystals, but I finally got a rare blade!

by goshdangitmark March 2, 2022

Cryshades

A normal shades used when crying to hide the teary eyes. mostly used by celebrities to hide the pain in them.

A:Why is she wearing a shades during a funeral service in chapel?
B: It's her cryshades. she is using it to hide her true feelings.

by leoguy December 26, 2010

crustachio

When you have crumbs in you beard/mustache

(Crustachio as in pistachio)

1. “Dude! Clean your crustachio.”

2. “Crustachios are in man.”

by The Elmo Crew March 21, 2023

Crista Ronaldo Suwi

when you are happy. And feel Excitement or you adore Ronaldo. Crista Ronaldo Suwi is yout guy

*Scores a Fabulous Goalazzo*
"Crista Ronaldo Suwi"
Famous Words

by Teh_MemeGoater April 7, 2022

crystal methodist

A piece of white trash that finds solace and spiritual healing in regular communion with methamphetamines.

Tyler doesn't feel so bad about pummeling his girlfriend since he became a crystal methodist.

by jed bob June 27, 2007