crowning the bowl

Crowning the bowl is a term used to describe a shit so large in mass that it actually breaks the surface of the toilet water.

Roomate #1; wtf bro, the toilet is clogged. You could at least plunge that shit out.

Roomate #2; My bad dude, thought it went down. I ended up crowning the bowl. My shit came up for air.

by cookie_hoop April 30, 2014

cowing

when you wrap your legs around a person or wrap your legs around a person and proceed to fuck them

OMG we cowed!! or OMG we were cowing!!

by iwannagethighhhh October 11, 2019

Crosingulous

When your lips are very dry, and feel bumpy like crystals

My lips feel so crosingulous

by smoodiequeen January 1, 2020

Crowning

When your woman lives up your bald head and proceeds to sit on it and ride.

I just shaved my head and my girl just started crowning me

by Push pop November 12, 2020

Cowing

Melina and Struan

Melina was cowing

Struan was cowing

by Sdsmac May 2, 2021

Crowning

When you start to develop crown baldness the most common form of male balding

I never knew Rick was crowning till Jill pointed it out

by Reverboi August 3, 2021

‘Croning

Someone who is infected with the Covid-19 Omicron variant.

I wonder how many of my friends in Norway are ‘croning at present?

by Jayspray December 2, 2021