croc-shot

what brett favre sent to jen sturger.

hey man, i'm totally gonna croc-shot luanne!

by bx1235 February 25, 2011

croc-socker

that kid that still wears crocs with socks to school

that guy is a fucking croc-socker

by Datnigga666 January 29, 2017

Croc-block

To hinder the ability of a friend or associate to engage romantically with strangers by wearing the unfashionably foam shoes called "Crocs," thereby conferring the aura of a friend-of-Croc-wearers to said friend or associate.

Noun form is a "Croc-blocker;" One who Croc-blocks others.

Also see: Cock-blocking,

Friend 1: "Damn man, Brett has really got to stop wearing Crocs... I can't pickup any chicks around him."

Friend 2: "Yea man that stinks, he is totally Croc-Blocking you"

by Taytayshenaynay January 12, 2021

croc tots

Toddlers that wear crocs. Any child that wears crocs.

"Come on croc tots, lets go to the town pool."

by allitot February 19, 2008

croc shoes

Crocs are shoes that almost everyone hates :) most of the population hates them but they are still on sale :) no one buys them only my dad

Man1: croc shoes sucks
Man2: yes

by Sapphire >3< May 23, 2021

Croc Slide

the large trail of shit left on the bottom of the bowl after you flush.

hey barry, someone croc slide(d) like mad here and it still fucking stinks!

barry: thats awesome....

this bitch at work keeps croc sliding and not cleaning up after herself....the disgusting bitch.

by poobrains September 22, 2010

croc-pot

The act of giving or recieving a footjob while wearing the popular rubber footwear know as crocs

Hey man this girl last night gave me a croc-pot last night and my dick is raw and smells of sour milk

by TGOD123 May 11, 2011