A term coined by a person who doesn't know how to acurately perform an Australian accent. It loosely means "holy Hell?!"
by sacredpastadefines October 2, 2016
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Morgz: OH MY GOD GUYS, TODAY WE ARE ATTEMPTING THE NIKE CRIKEY CHALLENGE BECAUSE I WANT CLOUT!
Random Homeless guy: *Looks in Nike store* Damn, I really wanna Nike crikey in those bad boys!
Girl: I wanna get freaky today
Guy: What you wanna do?
Girl: The Nike Crikey
Guy: *Whips out everything*
Random Homeless guy: *Looks in Nike store* Damn, I really wanna Nike crikey in those bad boys!
Girl: I wanna get freaky today
Guy: What you wanna do?
Girl: The Nike Crikey
Guy: *Whips out everything*
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A sexy man-beast with a life for killing horses with light-bulbs. Caige is also green. Caige loves to touch his big sloppy wet slimy glorious sexy fat huge brown purple english italian hot dog. Caige's favourite animal is the morgan freeman. When caige rides that morgan freeman, he rides it with awesomeness, wetness and of course SEXYNESS. Caige knows where to touch morgan freeman in all the right places, and when he does it, he does it with STYLE. When caige is alone, he likes to touch himself really hard! Caige really has a sexy body too, his favourite thing to do in fact, is to TOUCH his sexy body. Caiges gender can be anywhere from Retard, to agender! so he does not care if you assume his gender! Caige is also really hairy, like really really hairy! back hair and all! So next time you want to mess with caige, you shouldn't! because he will mess with you in the most wrong ways ever in the history of mankind.
A sexy man-beast with a life for killing horses with light-bulbs. Caige is also green. Caige loves to touch his big sloppy wet slimy glorious sexy fat huge brown purple english italian hot dog. Caige's favourite animal is the morgan freeman. When caige rides that morgan freeman, he rides it with awesomeness, wetness and of course SEXYNESS. Caige knows where to touch morgan freeman in all the right places, and when he does it, he does it with STYLE. When caige is alone, he likes to touch himself really hard! Caige really has a sexy body too, his favourite thing to do in fact, is to TOUCH his sexy body. Caiges gender can be anywhere from Retard, to agender! so he does not care if you assume his gender! Caige is also really hairy, like really really hairy! back hair and all! So next time you want to mess with caige, you shouldn't! because he will mess with you in the most wrong ways ever in the history of mankind.
-Girl A: OMG!!!! Caige is so sexy!
-Girl B: IKR!!! I want him to touch me in the most wrong places ever in the history of mankind!!!
-Morgan Freeman: IKR!!!! Caige does that to me all the time, like every night!!!
- Girl Z: He touched me so wrong, that i became a man!!!!
-Bill Cosby: Hey, who is this Caige guy? I am supposed to be the only one that can touch people in the most wrong places ever in mankind.
-Girl 3: Bill touch me some more please!!!!!
-Bill Cosby: I am sorry woman but only Caige can touch us now!
ALL HAIL OUR GOD CAIGE, THE SEXY , GREEN, MAN_BEAST!
-Girl B: IKR!!! I want him to touch me in the most wrong places ever in the history of mankind!!!
-Morgan Freeman: IKR!!!! Caige does that to me all the time, like every night!!!
- Girl Z: He touched me so wrong, that i became a man!!!!
-Bill Cosby: Hey, who is this Caige guy? I am supposed to be the only one that can touch people in the most wrong places ever in mankind.
-Girl 3: Bill touch me some more please!!!!!
-Bill Cosby: I am sorry woman but only Caige can touch us now!
ALL HAIL OUR GOD CAIGE, THE SEXY , GREEN, MAN_BEAST!
by Sweet Waffles August 10, 2017
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Well, being an englishman myself I have never really come across this one, it sounds like an expression Dick Van Dyke might of used well he attempted to murder the English accent in Mary Poppins. The proper wording should be something like....
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