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When you eat so much food that you can't help but simultaneously cry while you digest.
After three $5 pizzas, a carton of ice cream, and 8oz of coke, I'm just going to go home, sit in the corner, and crigest while I hate myself.
crigest by S0phizt0cat3d September 11, 2014
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crimestop 

Newspeak word, and one of the central pillars of Ingsoc. Crimestop refers to the ability to stop short of any thought that might be heretical or unorthodox before it is even thought, as if by instinct. It is the ability to misunderstand analogies, fail to perceive logical errors, and be repelled or bored by any train of thought or conversation that might be inimical to Ingsoc. Of course, this process is not unique to Ingsoc, and has been and still is applied by most religious and political extremists.

Crimestop is not stupidity, or at least not natural stupidity. It is the ability to deliberately retard one's own intelligence, and, of course, to forget the process of doing it by doublethink.
"He was troubled by false memories occasionally. They did not matter so long as one knew them for what they were."
crimestop by Emperor Spleen June 6, 2004

cringestalgia 

A combination of nostalgic & cringe.

Something that is nostalgic, yet cringey. You could also say "nostalcringe", but doesn't have the same ring to it.
That game is total cringestalgia.
That video is cringestalgic.
cringestalgia by bluedictionary June 26, 2017

Cringestian 

1. A christian that is acting in such a way that is cringey

2. An adjective to describe cringey christian culture
Do you really listen to that cringestian music?
Cringestian by NattyDaddy5 June 7, 2021

crimestein 

a super smart person who doubles as a lowkey criminal.
Did you hear what Noah did tonight? He's such a crimestein.
crimestein by prep boi January 30, 2016

Cringester 

a person that does something cringey thinking it’s a normal thing that everyone does but even if people do it it’s just weird
jessica always takes pictures of her food and puts it on her snapchat, she’s such a cringester🙄

they always take videos of themselves walking down the street in their “sexy” costumes on halloween, they’re all cringesters..
Cringester by anonyhairmousse August 16, 2020

CRIESTAL 

The christ version of crystal. She cares for others and help you wipe your ass.
"CRIESTAL WHERE'S THE TOILET PAPER I NEED TO POO"
"here you go" said CRIESTAL
CRIESTAL by AL0O0CE February 20, 2021
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
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