chopsticks

Thank you for trying your nice chinese food with chopsticks the traditional and typical of chinese glorious historical and cultual.

The little red wrappers on chopsticks actually say that on the back. Newer versions include correct spelling of "cultural".

by Baseologist July 3, 2003

holy crapsickle

It is when crap, shit, and holy shit just aren't enough. It takes the recognition of something being bade to a hole new level.

employee 1: hey, the boss just found out that you spent all of last week on e-bay instead of going over the johnson report.

employee 2: O.O HOLY CRAPSICKLE!!! I'm screwed!!!!

by sportsgirl13 August 23, 2009

Chapstic Moment

After being told something so crazy you have 2 grab something just to throw it down, and the closest thing 2 grab just happends to be chapstic. Violently grabbing chapstic and throwing it or slamming it against something in rage.

1. After the fruity kid announced that he is having an *all boys* "party", the kid with dreads had to present a chapstic moment.
2. After his daughter told him she was a lesbian and had stolen money from him, he couldnt take the madness, and let out his anger in a chapstic moment.

by C.J.-21 April 3, 2010

Chopsticks

Two penises coming together to pick up objects. requires extreme skill and length. Also a good buddy.

Why would anyone use the word chopsticks like this? Who would do that?

by PonchoFox January 4, 2015

Chapstick

Something that Tomura Shigaraki from MHA or BNHA needs.

Person A: hey you know chapstick?
Person B: Yeah Shigaraki really needs some.
Shigaraki: SCREEEEEEEE

by Shamelessimp January 10, 2021

cherry chopsticks

A girls vagina, a pussy, a vagena, down under, etc.

Dude #1: Damn did you go to Kay's party last Friday night?

Dude #2: Nah man, what I miss though?
Dude #1: I ate Selena out and man did it taste like cherry chopsticks

Dude #2: DUDE you're so fucking lucky!!

by dove deodorant October 15, 2017

chopsticks

*Synonymous with "cool" or "good", etc positive responses.

*Oriental eating utensils (Oriental, as in, Chinese or Japanese or Korean, or others like Burmese or Vietnamese, etc etc). Basically it's two sticks that are held in a certain way that they can be used to pick up anything, mostly food, given chopsticks' purpose.
If you're a full-blooded oriental, you can probably pick up a single piece of rice with chopsticks! Or maybe even a single noodle!

"I can eat ramen and rice with chopsticks. ^-^ seriously, I can."
-me

"That is so chopsticks man!"
"No way man that's meta!"
"No you dumbasses it's friggin' AK-47; it sucks."

by Dave May 16, 2004