Deli counter

The sexual fetish of throwing sliced lunch meats at a willing recipient of interest in a hope to stick a slice upon the body. Sparking extreme climax.

I walked in on Pete deli countering his granddaughter.

by That foo July 30, 2013

body count

means how many people you had sex wit

player #1: last night my body count was like 10
player #2: yo, that is soft, mine was 10 per hour
player #3: i didnt get nun

by virgoprincess April 30, 2006

counter-strike

Call of Duty: Source

dam bich i pwn u in counter-strike

by picklestein June 21, 2016

Northeast Counseling

The nonprofit organization that provides the vast majority of psychotherapy for the psychopaths in the Hazleton PA area. The majority of it's patients never get better.

nutty fuck 1: I need some pussy. And I need it fast.

nutty fuck 2: Don't you buttfuck your girlfriend, so she doesn't get pregnant? That's why you need pussy so bad. Asshole is no substitute.

nutty fuck 1: The doctor up a Northeast Counseling told me to either cut my balls off or fudge pack her ass. The last option seems less painful.

nutty fuck 2: To you, that is.

by Hazletard-in-Chief August 18, 2011

counter-whacking

Masterbating with your off-hand to counteract the curve effect obtained from years of jerking it with your primary hand.

After getting totally drunk one night, David explained the concept of counter-whacking.

by CaptainEntendre August 2, 2006

dick count

The total number of dicks that a girl has taken in her vagina in her lifetime.

Madonna's dick count must be over 100.

by Burgdizzle July 3, 2008

Counter-Strike Source

The newest Counter-Strike version that came with Half-Life 2.

Improved graphics, and physics.

Dude, wanna play some CS?
Nah, im stickin' it to CSS.

by n00b May 13, 2005