I went to use my iphones facial screen turn on and I was Corona Iblocked because of my personal protective mask.
by Chrisgeo73 April 13, 2020
cody corona is the only surviving gluten. cody vibrates his head and walks in a macho stance while holding his bag in front of him. cody dunks his damaged chrome dome head in bleach at least once a day. He wants to use his hexagon teeth to munch on nuttella covered booty. DOO! DEE! DOO! DAA! DEE! DOO! DEE!
by shaan simp May 11, 2020
A picture of you taken by a smartphone -without purpose- while you are out wearing a face mask to show how responsible you are. Although it’s a lockdown and you shouldn’t go out unless absolutely necessary.
BF: Honey, that corona-selfie doesn’t show your flirty smile, why you posted it?!
GF: I haven't been to a beauty salon for over a month, so I can’t post a normal selfie until I get rid of my mustache.
GF: I haven't been to a beauty salon for over a month, so I can’t post a normal selfie until I get rid of my mustache.
by MoElnagdy April 20, 2020
A phase in the decade to buy all the fucking toilet paper in the world, Than buy food or die surrounded by toilet paper or the phase that we will tell our kids one day that cause the great toilet paper depression
It all started because of a gorilla named Harambe
This is why you people can be told the truth about ALEINS
also were the fuck are the ZOMBIE'S??
It all started because of a gorilla named Harambe
This is why you people can be told the truth about ALEINS
also were the fuck are the ZOMBIE'S??
2080
Timmy: Grandpa what caused the great toilet paper depression in 2020
Grandpa: Well kid let me take you back to the good old day's back in good ol' 2016, Were the music was good. A gorilla named Harambe was killed and everyone caused an uproar and it went on from there my boy. Then all of a sudden in the first 2 months of 2020 there was a virus from china and here it was in the US it was called. The Corona Virus
Timmy: Grandpa what caused the great toilet paper depression in 2020
Grandpa: Well kid let me take you back to the good old day's back in good ol' 2016, Were the music was good. A gorilla named Harambe was killed and everyone caused an uproar and it went on from there my boy. Then all of a sudden in the first 2 months of 2020 there was a virus from china and here it was in the US it was called. The Corona Virus
by RiseAgainstToiletPaperBuyers March 22, 2020
by Walter Kovaks March 25, 2020
by ampers& March 14, 2009
The use of differentiation and integration symbols to hypothesize the infection and mortality rates of change in many parts of the developed world. For example, which of the following Covid-19 hypotheses are worth investigating further?
Wuhan: ∫🦠₁₉ dx = 🦇 + c
White House: ∫🦠₁₉ dx = 🇨🇳🧫🧪+ c
Singapore: d/dx (🦠₁₉) = 😷x + 💀y
US: d/dx (🤥₄₅ + 🦠₁₉) = 😷ˣ + 💀ʸ
Wuhan: ∫🦠₁₉ dx = 🦇 + c
White House: ∫🦠₁₉ dx = 🇨🇳🧫🧪+ c
Singapore: d/dx (🦠₁₉) = 😷x + 💀y
US: d/dx (🤥₄₅ + 🦠₁₉) = 😷ˣ + 💀ʸ
Corona calculus helps us to differentiate between facts and falsehoods about the coronavirus, while we integrate the latest effective preventive measures adopted by countries with low infections and deaths to control the pandemic crisis.
by MathPlus December 07, 2020