coronacoaster

Coronacoaster. n. The feeling of uncertainty, anxiety, and helplessness surveying news and information concerning humankind's possible demise from covid-19.

I dont know if I need toilet paper or more Vienna sausages. I gotta get off this coronacoaster.

by kk shuffle March 13, 2020

coronacrazy

Acting in a manner that lacks reason, rooted in fear or misinformation related to COVID-19 and SARS-CoV-2 (also known as conronavirus)

Coronacrazy Karen just bought eight packs of toilet paper.

by trackPup March 15, 2020

Corona Sphere

The amount of space for essential personnel to work in a congested work environment, during the covid19 pandemic.

Captain: " Matt, I'm ordering you to move desks. You are in Sheila's Corona Sphere."

by Unique Smith March 25, 2020

Corona iblocked

One who wears a protective mask and your iPhone password screen does not recognize your face.

I went to use my iphones facial screen turn on and I was Corona Iblocked because of my personal protective mask.

by Chrisgeo73 April 13, 2020

Coronactivity

The type of daily activity -useful or useless- that you are doing during the lockdown, just to post it on social media because you crave attention, FOMO, or want to jump on trends.

BF: Why do you picture yourself while working, drinking coffee, and exercising in the morning? you haven't done this before!
GF: That’s my new coronactivity routine to cope with stress babe.

by MoElnagdy April 20, 2020

Corona-selfie

A picture of you taken by a smartphone -without purpose- while you are out wearing a face mask to show how responsible you are. Although it’s a lockdown and you shouldn’t go out unless absolutely necessary.

BF: Honey, that corona-selfie doesn’t show your flirty smile, why you posted it?!
GF: I haven't been to a beauty salon for over a month, so I can’t post a normal selfie until I get rid of my mustache.

by MoElnagdy April 20, 2020

Corona Count Down

The predictable COVID time-line that defines the inevitable virus exposure until actual illness manifestation.

So, do you think anyone at the beach was COVID positive?
Oh, hell yes! Right now I'm on a Corona Count Down... heading over to visit grandma next.

by YAWA July 12, 2020