Hot Dog Eating Contest

The act of trying to fit as many dicks in your mouth as possible

Two girls had a hot dog eating contest with the entire football team!

by H-farkswag March 21, 2015

contestipaction

The infinite moment ,when you call into a radio station - "9TH caller wins" - WAITING for busy signal or ringing.

Everytime I hit redial I get contestipation.

by Jonathon S. Leguadis March 7, 2005

cortesta

A horse with ridiculously large balls who wins every race

Look at that Cortesta go!

by BoomanNooman June 19, 2017

Pissing Contest

A political debate

John Jackass and Al Asswipe had a pissing contest over minimum wage.

by xsnake1 December 28, 2014

Gauss contest

The easiest math contest ever for grade 7s and 8s
Sample question: What number should be subtracted from 21 in order to give 8?

Are you doing the Gauss Contest this year?
Nah, I’m doing the Kangaroo.

by Ye Wenjie September 21, 2018

Karen Contest

When Karen asks to speak to the manager and the manager is also Karen. Upon confrontation an epic bitch fight ensues. Typically results in hair pulling, harsh but very large fancy words, loss of clothing and collateral damage. These encounters typically occur in upscale restaurants and retail outlets. There have been unconfirmed reports of Karen contests occurring at childrens soccer games. It is strongly recommended to avoid becoming involved and to the leave the immediate area if possible.

Mike: Oh shit! Dude Karen just asked for the manager!
Jake: Its about to be World War III up in this bitch 'cuz the manager be a Karen too!

Mike: We better get the fuck outta here before the Karen Contest kicks off!

by NikkiSix June 6, 2020

Moral Contest

It's when two or more people try to fight over who's morally superior, In most cases, People who participate in these contests don't actually care much about morals, But just want to look better and feel superior to others, Which completely misses the point of morals.

Person 1: I have saved a dying bird!
Person 2: Oh yeah? Well I adopted a sick dog!
Person 3: What are they doing?
Person 4: Having a moral contest.

by DankLip54 August 5, 2020