consultant

A bullshit artist who is paid to provide ideas to managers, who then make the ideas appear to employees as if they were their own. Meanwhile, the consultant runs off to the the service of another client in order to avoid being around to take the blame when their obscurantist, superficial ideas are actually implemented.

Here's that douchebag consultant again who is going to give some quadrant diagram on mitigation strategies for $2k/day.

by not ted December 15, 2011

reality consultant

Someone who consults those who has strayed from reality and has lead themselves to believe that their fantasy have truly become their reality . These life gurus then in turn guide the vagrants of reality back to their sad existance of life with a slap dose of realism.

Cory needs to get a hold of a reality consultant as soon as possible. Have you seen his girlfriend?!

by buti4life December 30, 2011

Net Consulting Company

A Net Consulting Company is a consulting company that deals specifically with the internet and internet related issues, as opposed to a management consulting, IT consulting, public relations consulting, etc. It’s important to ask your net consulting company what areas of expertise they have because not all net consulting companies specialize in the same areas.

A net consulting company helps online businesses with things like web design and eCommerce. Net consulting companies are not who you call to fix a fishing net or basketball net.

by Jack K. White August 19, 2010

Andrew Constance

Andrew Constance is a fucking cunt who is extremely arrogant and doesn't give a crap about the public at all, he was very rude to a business owner in the City, when those business workers were impacted by the new Light Rail construction. He is the worst transport minister that NSW has ever seen.

Person 1: He was rude to me and told me I'm a collateral damage.
Person 2: He doesn't give a crap if people are badly let down and impacted by the Inner West Bus privatisation.
Person 3: He was one of the worst Transport Minister that we ever had.
Person 4: He ignores the public always.
Person 5: He lied about the new Sydney Light Rail.
Person 6: He's an Andrew Constance.

by fakespam123 April 30, 2020

Constance

My funny ass best friend whom has a big booty and has a resting bitch face. She is a peng ting from barking.

Hey Constance, I was born in the church let me give you my holy water

by Connie wonny Ding dong February 23, 2019

man of constant sorrow

Song on O Brother, Where Art Thou?

I am the man of constant sorrow, Ive seen trouble on the brink.

by Traveling Bob July 30, 2006

Constantinople

Proper Name for a City on the Bosporus Straits between Europe and Asia. Under occupation by Muslim invaders for more than 600 years now. At the hands of these captives, it is and has been the site of racist anti-Christian Pogroms, Genocide, and government-sanctioned looting and destruction of property of any and all of the Christian churches there. Proper ownership of this city would either go to the Hellenic Republic (Greece), possibly Rossiya, the Russian Orthodox Church, or The Eastern (Greek) Orthodox Church. If the English and French were not dumbasses, Imperial Russia would have finished off the Ottoman dogs in the 17th or 18th Century, but leave it to those French Toads and English Twits to screw everything up. Wait to go England and France, if it wasn't for your selfish ends, you could have saved many Christians! How arbitrary is this, when the Greeks go for Independence, the English and the British assholes decide to help Russia achieve her ultimate goal of a free Christian eastern europe.

The proper name of the city located on the Bosporus Strait is Constantinople.

The only rightful owners of Constantinople are Christians.

by Mihail Alexsandrovich Toronov February 12, 2007