Confuseld

To be extra confused. Mostly used when you don't get something with school or schoolwork.
Origin: English, Alegabra Class.

Teacher: What is 9^2 + C^2 = 14^2?
Student 1: C~= 10.72
Teacher: Correct.
Student2: Wait, I don't get how you do this. I'm confuseld.

by M~Chan November 18, 2016

confuseration

the state of being rather confused....especially when one doesn't understand that they are confused

Joe Bob was convinced he liked Mary while in truth he liked her sister Sally...he was confuserated.

by Anonymous July 25, 2003

confused pineapple

A sexual position in where the girl put her knees by her head and the male then procedes to use her breasts in place of a vagina

Dude I was fuckin Lindsay so hard last night, she begged me to Confuse Pineapple her skanky ass! (Confused Pineapple)

by EbonicsForHoes December 10, 2009

Confuseless

Feeling confused and useless. Especially applies to those with a medical condition or due to prescription medication.

I'm utterly confuseless!

by LdyLarke November 4, 2011

Confuseday

The Tuesday (that feels like a Monday) after a Legal Holiday.

The day after Labor Day, all day, I thought it was Monday, it was really Tuesday, more like Confuseday.

by Cinnabon August 29, 2014

confused heart disease

When you feel you love more than one person at once. Prone I’m people who don’t know what they want.

Person 1: I love him but I like someone else too

Person 2: looks like you have confused heart disease

by fortnite05 November 24, 2018

confusseld

To be confused

I am so confusseld right now

by crazy _girl_hi October 20, 2019