confused pineapple

A sexual position in where the girl put her knees by her head and the male then procedes to use her breasts in place of a vagina

Dude I was fuckin Lindsay so hard last night, she begged me to Confuse Pineapple her skanky ass! (Confused Pineapple)

by EbonicsForHoes December 10, 2009

Confuseday

The Tuesday (that feels like a Monday) after a Legal Holiday.

The day after Labor Day, all day, I thought it was Monday, it was really Tuesday, more like Confuseday.

by Cinnabon August 29, 2014

Conflusterated

A conjunction of confused and frustrated.

I don't understand this at all! I'm so conflusterated!

by Geochem Astronerd May 30, 2015

confused heart disease

When you feel you love more than one person at once. Prone I’m people who don’t know what they want.

Person 1: I love him but I like someone else too

Person 2: looks like you have confused heart disease

by fortnite05 November 24, 2018

Conflusterful

Basically a synonym for clusterfuck

Generally used to describe situations that have gone wrong.

Well, that was a conflusterful of arguments

by Celerysoup March 26, 2019

confused toppie

This is when a female/male etc which ever your preference is,is unconscious and you insert your penis inside the mouth but you also have a hotdog in your hand so when they wake up their confused they dont know what they’ve been sucking the cock or the hotdog.

Ay yo bro i got confused toppie off carol last night she was confused as hell

by SexyZachacharyH April 15, 2020

Confused._.kitten

I gamer Minecraft furry that’s always confused about everything and they love cats

That person is always a confused._.kitten

by Confused._.kitten March 27, 2021