Condomsation

Any kind wetness associated with a condom whether inside or out of the condom. The substance and how it came to be may vary. May also be used any way you Damn well please.

Rachel slipped on the condomsation Andrew left on the bathroom floor after his lovefest with Samantha.

by sweet baby Ray October 4, 2014

Condomspiracy

When a woman believes that a man is wearing a condom during sex, when in fact he is not. This may involve a coverup on the part of the man or "condomspirator".

Girl 1 - "So I had sex with Joe last night. He said he was wearing a condom but I didn't see him put one on, or feel one."
Girl 2 - "You may have been a part of a condomspiracy, my friend."

by Condomspirator5 November 19, 2011

condomize

To protect one's computer with anti-virus protection

Friend: What ya doing later man?

Me: I got a new computer and I need to condomize it.

by Insidivs February 21, 2010

Fuckton of Condoms

the amount of condoms needed to fuck a metric ton of women

"Dude, for this party tonight I'm gonna need a fuckton of condoms."

by layinpipe16 October 12, 2011

reusable condoms

Condums that can be used lots times wii remote covors work well as long as da trap door be closed.

I got da hiv and that bitch made me wear a rubber so ize leaved the trap door open on dat reusable condoms so she gets that shit for life.

by hulk hogan vampire January 17, 2010

Condomsation

When you have really hot sweaty sex and the condom gets extremely wet

Guy: Damn girl that was intense, look at the condomsation

by Ninjapanda93 May 27, 2016

Condosis

A series of events occurring either simultaneously or consecutively that lead to a complete and utter shit show. This is considered a CONDOSIS

Dave was working on the Honda’s brakes when he sneezed and dropped the airgun, It fell to the ground, landing on the compressor hose-severing it. The hose then thrashed around like a scalded snake, tossing tools and beating the defenseless modern vehicle like an ancient battering ram until it finally succumbed to its wounds and fell off of the lift, knocking over a manager in its decent. That manager happened to be carrying the answer to the three body problem, Pamela Anderson’s virginity, and the location of Jimmy Hoffa in a Manila envelope which was unfortunately incinerated in the subsequent blaze from the gas spillage.

That was an unfortunate CONDOSIS

by Shitshowislife October 29, 2019