The Conch Spinner

When a male injects heroin into his/its system and attempts to jump a raccoon and mouth rape it. During the process of the mouth rape, the raccoon will bite off the penis, causing the male to yell in increasingly loud volumes, spraying blood all over an unfortunate elderly couple stupid enough to be sitting in the bench of all the shit going down.

Old lady- Oh my is that The Conch Spinner- OMG NOT ON ME EWWW.

by YourDrunkStepDad November 30, 2011

Omar Conch Peña

A person that breaks toilets constantly farts and has 2 brains cells who loves making dad jokes and Tik toks

Stop being a Omar Conch Peña

by Snack343 August 25, 2019

conch

Mayan slang for beer

hand me a frosty conch

by bigboy1956 March 21, 2017

Dead Conch

A girl the has no tits and is flat as the ocean on a calm day. Just not blue.

Damn i met a real dead conch very flat. I did and nothing was floopin

by Roast tut May 16, 2016