cowposting

some stupid shit that skritch made up idfk

When I hear skritch yapping in vc about sum cowposting shi like i dont got time for thids shit man

by FoxboxRay December 24, 2023

Comcasting

(V) The act of changing a neighbor's TV programs with you're Comcast remote. Generally done from outside a family room window so as to see the neighbors' reaction. This works because all Comcast remotes work with all Comcast cable boxes.

Paul:Hey, wanna go ding-dong ditching?
Jimmy: I'd rather go Comcasting.

Barb: Why did the TV channel just change?
Marge:It's those darn kids, they're always Comcasting.

by JumpinGinger February 24, 2011

completing the syllabus

Having sexual relations with a member of every course at your university or college.

Sally: So I like Dave a lot, do you think I should go for it with him?

Judy: Definitely, he's a Philosophy student and you only have Philosophy and Maths to go before you're finished completing the syllabus

by qwertydave69 October 14, 2015

Comcasting

A sex move in which you shit on your partners face while punching them in their genitals and then send them a bill for it.

Last night, my girlfriend decided to end things as a result of me comcasting her in our bedroom. Unfortunately, I'm the only guy in town so she's stuck with me.

by TheWizzanator18 January 3, 2016

Comcasting

A sex move in which you shit on your partners face while punching them in their genitals and then send them a bill for it.

"How is your date going?"

"He's comcasting me, but I'm the one who agreed to it, so I'll just have to pay the check when the time comes. It sucks that the dating scene is so small."

by SingleModeFiber January 4, 2016

Computing Henry

When a motherbiard, hard dtive, and everything needed to compute or translate data naturally runs wide open, non stop, computing data and?decoding riddles and conversations are child's play to those of us blessed with such natural born gifts so several insurance policies are always made and delivered in advance to several different lications before any data is even mentioned as being discovered. This is always a very important and first step in any strategical game one finds themselves being forced to play regardless of not wanting to play or asking to play. If them/they would monitor their own team members more closely, I never would have accidently stumbled upon any data while decoding silly riddles being sent to me over past few weeks. Therefor, computing is being forced to decode other people's riddles when they aren't on either team and could care less bout the data discovered.

I quickly and easily decoded the silly riddles and was left computing data that I have absolutely no interest in at all in the first place because it doesn't concern me. Computing Henry data is my only interest.

by Computing Henry September 16, 2019

Completing the 6-Pack

During the four play you stick your thumb in her ass and your middle finger in her J-J and drag her into the position you want to begin.

I was playing around with my woman and was having a hard time getting her into position, so by Completing the 6-Pack, I pulled her over to the edge of the bed and gave her a "Flying W". Botta Bing Botta Boom.

by RdHogg August 30, 2021