Confuseless

Feeling confused and useless. Especially applies to those with a medical condition or due to prescription medication.

I'm utterly confuseless!

by LdyLarke November 4, 2011

Confuseday

The Tuesday (that feels like a Monday) after a Legal Holiday.

The day after Labor Day, all day, I thought it was Monday, it was really Tuesday, more like Confuseday.

by Cinnabon August 29, 2014

Cumfused

When your confused but still sexually aroused

This video is really kinky, it's making me cumfused.

by TheLunchGoblin August 5, 2017

confused heart disease

When you feel you love more than one person at once. Prone I’m people who don’t know what they want.

Person 1: I love him but I like someone else too

Person 2: looks like you have confused heart disease

by fortnite05 November 24, 2018

confused toppie

This is when a female/male etc which ever your preference is,is unconscious and you insert your penis inside the mouth but you also have a hotdog in your hand so when they wake up their confused they dont know what they’ve been sucking the cock or the hotdog.

Ay yo bro i got confused toppie off carol last night she was confused as hell

by SexyZachacharyH April 15, 2020

confused african

The confused african is when 3 or more black men are fuckin a girl and they loose trck of what hole they should put their dick in, so they accidently put their dick in another mans anus

story told by isaia a "confused african" he accidently performed this

oh no i did an confused african while gangbanging

by pulverdvärgen1337 March 9, 2021

Confused._.kitten

I gamer Minecraft furry that’s always confused about everything and they love cats

That person is always a confused._.kitten

by Confused._.kitten March 27, 2021