Clinton, New York

A little village in between Westmoreland and New Hartford. Home of Hamilton College. Hockeytown of New York. Town with a lot of underaged teenagers who drinks and smokes and doesn't give a shit.

Man: Hey you hear about a group of teenagers getting busted for drinking?
Woman: Really? Where was the bust?
Man: In Clinton, New York.
Woman: Hmm, thought so.

by Teenagedkidthatdon'tgiveashit April 10, 2009

Hiliary Clinton

A crook that is also a scam artist that deletes 30,000 emails because she or he is a hypocrite.

"Dude! I'm such a Hiliary Clinton! I just deleted 50 messages from my boss!"

by kyliner November 9, 2016

clinton nj

Clinton, NJ is a town where nothing happens. A shit ton of old rich pricks destroy anything fun here, and the taxes are so high it's like your .12 acre backyard is covered in blood diamonds. Clinton is also infamous for its cops, and their urge to pull anyone under the age of 25 over for absolutely nothing. It's no wonder though, cause the kids here are all pompous spoiled assholes or druggies. Few good people remain in the town of Clinton, and they're either there because our school system fucking rocks, or because it's the last place kids can play in the street without worry of them turning into gangbangers.

Random NHHS Student: What you do this weekend bro?

Punk Kid: Oh nothing, a Clinton cop gave me a bald tire ticket

Other Kid: Oh sheeeeet when did you get your tires bro?!?!

Punk kid: four days ago.

I pass by Clin'on on 78, but I've never been there, and I hurd not a thing happens there.

Me:What is there to do in Clinton Nj?
You: We could always go to citispot!!
Me: Kurt Cobain was right *shotgun shell to mouth*

by Anorthstudent October 22, 2013

Clinton Road

A deserted and dangerous road located off Route 23 in West Milford, NJ. This place has become infamous due to the strange activity which occurs at night. This includes satanic cults, kkk gatherings, ghost sightings, and some kind of hell hound.

Beware, don't go on Clinton Road at night.

by Tony July 17, 2006

clintonpus

Short for Clintonius Pussus. Unequaled in the annals of medical or political history, this man-tenticle hybrid overcame nearly unsurmountable barriers of racial and species-based descrimination to take his rightful place at the head of the italian mafia.

The day before his second god-child's christening, clintonpus stubbed his tentacle on a chair.

Clintonpus worked tirelessly to promote education about and prevent the spread of TTD's (Tenticly Transmitted Diseases).

Despite occasional inkings, clintonpus inspired admiration in many and fear in his opponents.

At the inaugural swearing in ceremony clintonpus grasped a bible in one tenticle while using four others to simultaneously play the national anthem on a guitar and waving the american flag.

by clintonpus historical society December 6, 2006

Hillary Clinton

A much villified (past & present) former first lady who is too smart to let the "vast" number of right wing Shite Stains and "Christian" GOPers keep her down. Screw their glass ceilings and hopes for a totalitarian state run by OWM (Old White Men).

Hillary Clinton has the support & respect of at least 50% of free thinking Americans and is even more admired abroad. The rest of the can go take a hike. Hillary says... "Bite me!"

by T Wade June 27, 2005

Clinton Portis

A running back for the washington redskins. Consistantly runs for 1,500 yards each years and cant be stopped by conventional defensive plays

Craig-Dude! did you see that move clinton portis just pulled on Brian Dawkins?
Nick-Yea, He made dawkins look retarted

by cfoer July 27, 2006