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Coldplayer

Is what fans of the British Alternative Rock Band Coldplay call themselves.
and with great pride.

Coldplayers are usually as mellow as the music they listen to and are usually also fond of Oasis Radiohead, U2, Jeff Buckley, The Beatles and Nirvannah.

Hardly one to pick a fight, but quick to defend the music they love, Coldplayers are usually at least marginally good looking and intelligent, friendly, compassionate folk, especially amongst their fellow coldplayers.

Just dont insult their music or one of them might punch you in the zipper.
Girl on the Bus: Man I cant wait for the concert on the 4th I saved up to see them for sooo long.

Guy on the Bus: Who are you going to see?

Girl otb: Coldplay, they're so amazing. I'm a hardcore fan, Ive got all their cds and a 3 t-shirts

Guy otb: Aww... I was going to go but I had to spend the money on my grandmas funeral expenses.

Girl otb: Thats so sad! Ill tell you what, you can come with me!

Guy otb: Your so sweet, thankyou so much.

Random Douchebag: Coldplay suck, listen to some REAL music, like Metal and hardcore shit.. like Slipknot

Guy: hey man dont be a music fascist, chill out.

Random Douchebag: Coldplay is GAY!!!

Girl on the bus: *sparta kicks Douchebag in the nuts and off the moving bus. "Dont fuck with a Coldplayer, asshole!"
by ajaxxxx January 28, 2010
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Coldplayer

Taken from the name of the band...meaning someone who is very boring, bland, uninteresting, unexciting, whiney and unimaginative, but whom everyone seems to like on the surface as it would be uncool not to like him.
Following the coldplayers like stupid herds of sheep cuz everyone else seems to be doing/liking something.
by MissyM May 6, 2005
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Closet Coldplayer

a Coldplayer who secretly loves Coldplay.

This person will listen to Coldplay and love it but deny that feeling due to the fact that they think, the very wrong fact, that Coldplay is supposedly gay.

They will deny the fact that they like the music but when played they will sing along, tap their foot, or any other action that shows their likeness to it.
Jim says that he hates Coldplay but with tapping his foot and humming the beat, i can tell that he is a closet Coldplayer
by Coldplay Jockey November 18, 2010
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Coldplay

Girl: what about Coldplay?
Boy: Coldplay sucks!
Girl: Nobody asked
Boy: Well nobody asked you to bring a pretty shit band into this
by Lil Skelly August 31, 2020
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coldplay cleanse

When you spend at least 3 hours listening to quality music with heart and passion after struggling through Coldplay's performance at the Super Bowl.
I seriously needed a Coldplay Cleanse so I've been listening to Zeppelinand Hendrix all day.
by Jlewmook September 22, 2016
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coldplaying

Quoting "when you try your best but you don't succeed" at any given relavent opportunity
Coldplaying someone

Stephen - *struggles to open a jam jar*
Louise - "When you try your best but you don't succeed"
by Louiselouise01 September 16, 2016
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Coldplayed

A play on words and reference to the band coldplays hit song “fix you.”

The classic scenario of someone trying to fix their partner in a relationship just to get played and hurt in the process.
Damn bro, I thought you knew better then to try and fix a bitch.

You coldplayed yourself.

He thinks he’s going to get that girl to love him but he’s Coldplaying himself.
by anomolous December 22, 2023
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