Is what fans of the British Alternative Rock Band Coldplay call themselves.
and with great pride.
Coldplayers are usually as mellow as the music they listen to and are usually also fond of Oasis Radiohead, U2, Jeff Buckley, The Beatles and Nirvannah.
Hardly one to pick a fight, but quick to defend the music they love, Coldplayers are usually at least marginally good looking and intelligent, friendly, compassionate folk, especially amongst their fellow coldplayers.
Just dont insult their music or one of them might punch you in the zipper.
and with great pride.
Coldplayers are usually as mellow as the music they listen to and are usually also fond of Oasis Radiohead, U2, Jeff Buckley, The Beatles and Nirvannah.
Hardly one to pick a fight, but quick to defend the music they love, Coldplayers are usually at least marginally good looking and intelligent, friendly, compassionate folk, especially amongst their fellow coldplayers.
Just dont insult their music or one of them might punch you in the zipper.
Girl on the Bus: Man I cant wait for the concert on the 4th I saved up to see them for sooo long.
Guy on the Bus: Who are you going to see?
Girl otb: Coldplay, they're so amazing. I'm a hardcore fan, Ive got all their cds and a 3 t-shirts
Guy otb: Aww... I was going to go but I had to spend the money on my grandmas funeral expenses.
Girl otb: Thats so sad! Ill tell you what, you can come with me!
Guy otb: Your so sweet, thankyou so much.
Random Douchebag: Coldplay suck, listen to some REAL music, like Metal and hardcore shit.. like Slipknot
Guy: hey man dont be a music fascist, chill out.
Random Douchebag: Coldplay is GAY!!!
Girl on the bus: *sparta kicks Douchebag in the nuts and off the moving bus. "Dont fuck with a Coldplayer, asshole!"
Guy on the Bus: Who are you going to see?
Girl otb: Coldplay, they're so amazing. I'm a hardcore fan, Ive got all their cds and a 3 t-shirts
Guy otb: Aww... I was going to go but I had to spend the money on my grandmas funeral expenses.
Girl otb: Thats so sad! Ill tell you what, you can come with me!
Guy otb: Your so sweet, thankyou so much.
Random Douchebag: Coldplay suck, listen to some REAL music, like Metal and hardcore shit.. like Slipknot
Guy: hey man dont be a music fascist, chill out.
Random Douchebag: Coldplay is GAY!!!
Girl on the bus: *sparta kicks Douchebag in the nuts and off the moving bus. "Dont fuck with a Coldplayer, asshole!"
by ajaxxxx January 28, 2010
Get the Coldplayermug. Taken from the name of the band...meaning someone who is very boring, bland, uninteresting, unexciting, whiney and unimaginative, but whom everyone seems to like on the surface as it would be uncool not to like him.
Following the coldplayers like stupid herds of sheep cuz everyone else seems to be doing/liking something.
by MissyM May 6, 2005
Get the Coldplayermug. a Coldplayer who secretly loves Coldplay.
This person will listen to Coldplay and love it but deny that feeling due to the fact that they think, the very wrong fact, that Coldplay is supposedly gay.
They will deny the fact that they like the music but when played they will sing along, tap their foot, or any other action that shows their likeness to it.
This person will listen to Coldplay and love it but deny that feeling due to the fact that they think, the very wrong fact, that Coldplay is supposedly gay.
They will deny the fact that they like the music but when played they will sing along, tap their foot, or any other action that shows their likeness to it.
Jim says that he hates Coldplay but with tapping his foot and humming the beat, i can tell that he is a closet Coldplayer
by Coldplay Jockey November 18, 2010
Get the Closet Coldplayermug. "Did you see that couple on the kiss cam try to duck out of getting caught in 4k? Straight Coldplaying, it was hilarious!"
by Mr. Shroom July 18, 2025
Get the Coldplayingmug. To have your affair outed by your own careless actions, such as being caught in a public setting with your side piece. Followed by social media chewing you up, spitting you out, scraping you off the sidewalk, and being thrown in the trash.
I got coldplayed when I was seen with my ho on a jumbotron. I went from being an unknown to an internet meme in 2.4 minutes.
by CMiner July 20, 2025
Get the Coldplayedmug. by Jerattack July 18, 2025
Get the Coldplayedmug. 1. The act of being unintentionally exposed while cheating, especially in public, usually during major events.
2. To be seen at the wrong place with the wrong person at the wrong time.
2. To be seen at the wrong place with the wrong person at the wrong time.
by king veepee July 19, 2025
Get the coldplayedmug.