coffin cock

When your spouse tells you no to having intercorse after getting diner.

Honey your being a real coffin cock right now.

by gallahad13 November 3, 2017

coffin magnet

Someone or something so potentially dangerous that the likely to result of coming into contact or being near is the death of person(s) around them/it

"So I've got to risk my life protecting this Coffin Magnet over here?"

by broomdj December 21, 2017

Cock-coffin

Someone who is so rude/disgusting/pigheaded that no one sane could possibly want to have sex with them. Therefore if anyone were to date them they would be "laying their sex life to rest"

Man Jerry thinks women owe it to him to have sex with them. Hes such a cock-coffin.

Or

Alice is racist. She is such a cock-coffin

by Misunderstoodsnowflakes December 8, 2019

Ginger coffin

A coffin that doubles as a tanning bed.. To stop gingers from stealing your soul during the night. Any ginger that tries to steal your soul will be instantly burnt by the powerful UV rays. They are scared to death by these fantastic contraptions.

When going to bed at a party with a ginger just remind everyone, "Quick into the ginger coffin! Our souls will be safe there!"

by Rara22 November 7, 2012

Die in a coffin

A "diac" or "die in a coffin" is a variant to "diaf" or "die in a fire".

Mark: Wow Jenny, you look trashy today.
Jenny: Die in a coffin.

by patrux March 1, 2009

Coffin chaser

Attention sluts who "mourn" the death of somebody they hardly knew or used to chat shit about (usually on social media)

Bitch didn't even like her, hoe ain't shit but a coffin chaser!!

by CP58 October 11, 2016

Coffin Dodgem

A mobility scooter, commonly used by the elderly, especially in urban areas.

A scooter ridden by a coffin dodger.

My grandad took a corner too fast in is coffin dodgem and managed to roll it.

by MentalMonkey April 19, 2009