blind cocked

the act of unzipping behind someone who is preferably sitting down and touching the back of their neck with your cock.
invented in 312

i just totally just blind cocked mikes girlfriend
i went in 312 and saw some blind cocking going on

by Jordan DZ April 22, 2008

fucked into a cocked hat

a situation that has been very fouled/screwed up

'So what could have been conducted in collegial atmosphere is now fucked into a cocked hat.' -- quote from the movie 'Ronin'

by Spastic Masturbator September 3, 2006

mother cocker

A term to use in place of the phrase "mother fucker," when:

1) Saying "mother fucker" gets old
2) When the situation requires a PG rated euphemism for mother fucker
3) When you accidentally hit your head on a blunt object (cabinet, etc)
4) for fun

Hits head on open kitchen cabinet... "MOTHER COCKER!!!!"

by mothercocker November 3, 2010

Cocked

Cocked means when your drunk -more than the average Fucked-Up person.

Symptoms include:

- Eyes as red as tomatoes. aka: Cocked Eyes

- Talking beyond stupid.

- Tripping over furniture AND PEOPLE.

- Bipolar emotions (Love your friends, then

five mins later you hate them).

- Hammering headache/ feel like crap type

of hangover.

Boy 1- "Man your trippin badly"
Victim- "I feel like crap =\"
Boy 2- "You were so wasted at that party"
Girl - "Nah. He was cocked out of his mind. He had all the familiar symptoms of it"

=..8)!

by King of Krack-Kookies ! December 6, 2009

cockernet

Like the titernet, but:

The internet as seen by a (gay) guy with some time alone.

Saturday night I have by myself, so I generally porn about on the cockernet.

by Ashley Sykes March 18, 2008

Mad Cocker

The name given to a man who carried out a series of attacks in Sheffield, England in the summer of 1988. These attacks involved him going door to door in residential areas throughout the city with a male chicken hidden discretely under his coat. Upon finding an unlocked door, he would forcefully thrust the "Mad Cock" on his victims on the other side of the door. Such attacks were marked with a card thrown into the fray with the words inscribed: "You've been Cocked by the Mad Cocker".

After my aunt was cocked by the Mad Cocker, she had to spend 6 weeks in nuthouse receiving daily electroshock therapy. She's still never fully recovered.

by son_of_mad_cocker July 6, 2008

shirt-cocker

A man who wears only a shirt at a nude beach.

The beach wandering shirt-cocker enjoyed tanning his buns while keeping the sun off his back.

by Uncle Mit September 7, 2009